By any chance, could you remove your foot from my 02 mask hose... ¿?¿?
Sorry to steal "your wages" until I will hit 65 next November 2008.
xxx
I strapped myself in June 1958 in a J3C-65 Piper Cub, first lesson, age 14...
A few years later it was a F-104G, scared myself a few times.
Then with PanAm, my check-captains were ex P-51 or... C-54, Berlin Airlift 1949...
They had crossed oceans with Loran-A on Stratocruisers and DC-6/7s...
I worshipped them. I cried at their retirement parties, and missed all the experience they gave me.
Sure, flying sideways, I dreamed of a window seat... occasionally could swap seats.
It was a long time before I ended-up in the LH seat of a 747...
Furlough years too, never saw the B-2707s PanAm told me I would fly one day...
Selling used cars, CFI-ing in Learjets, contracts in Jeddah, inviting camels for a dance in the night-clubs.
For a retirement that I never got - (Chapter 7 bankruptcy excuses)...
xxx
With 49 years in the skies, I still fly these old 747s... and often teach old tricks to "PlayStation Graduates"...
Do you think our passengers prefer a 27 years old captain and 300 hrs F/Os...?
And besides... unlike some who use your respectful vocabulary, I do not use the F word.
But thanks for educating me, I reciprocate my best F wishes to you.
May your "gases" be passed by your outflow valve, in a "dry form"...
xxx
Ppruners, my apologies. Had to change "his" diapers, to keep the RH seat clean for decent F/Os...

Happy contrails