Truisms

[langleybaston]

Originally Posted by unclenelli

A graduate of Finninley Nav School?

No, I taught the studes there!

[langleybaston]

once is a precedent, twice is a habit, three times is a custom of the RAF.

[Pontius Navigator]

If it is raining it will continue or stop.
If it is sunny in UK it will rain.

Met offices don't need windows.

[oldmansquipper]

Squipper porn...

If your parachute fails, its not the fall that will kill you, just the sudden stop at the end

[Penny Washers]

If at first you don't succeed, give up at once.

[ACW418]

I am about to give you your opinion.

ACW

[Cazalet33]

The only acceptable excuse for running out of fuel is:- bullet holes.

[tartare]

...or - when I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

[Fareastdriver]

Give us the job and we'll finish the tools.

[thunderbird7]

It never pays to be clever or helpful in this job.

[ORAC]

Everybody talks about the weather, but no one ever does anything about it.

No matter what goes wrong, there is is someone who knew it would.

The female is deadlier than the male.

The higher up the tree the monkey climbs.... the more you see his ugly side.

Dumb breeds dumb.

[Wander00]

Of course I will still love you in the morning - (and others that are probably not suitable for a public forum)

[Null Orifice]

The job's not finished until the paperwork has been done!
(Insert a mental picture of small child on a potty with a roll of toilet paper in its hand).

[Cazalet33]

Three things of no use to a pilot:

• Fuel on the ground
  
• Runway behind you
  
• Height above you

[LOMCEVAK]

Child on a flightdeck visit: "When I grow up I want to be a pilot".
Captain: "Sorry, you can't do both".

The 4 rules of flying: 1. Don't crash. 2. Don't break the aeroplane. 3. Don't p**s off the locals. 4. Don't get caught.

[pulse1]

My favourite:

If you keep doing what you've always done, you will always get what you've always got.

[Shackman]

If it was good enough for Nelson it's good enough for the FAA

[cyclic35]

Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.

If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.

We were told, "Laugh lads, things could be worse".
So we laughed, ans sure enough things got worse.

[JAVELINBOY]

Sh1t happens

[Cazalet33]

If it was good enough for Nelson it's good enough for the FAA

Half-height half-blind half-cripple, pickled in brandy.

Sounds about right.