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Old 10th May 2017, 09:34   #21 (permalink)
 
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So, Pasta, how do you know my wife?


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Never forget that three is ALWAYS greater than two – even for very large values of two

God said, "div D = rho, div B = 0, curl E = - δB/δt, curl H = J + δD/δt," and there was light.

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You cannot reason a person out of a position he did not reason himself into in the first place

Personally, I have nothing against work, particularly when performed quietly and unobtrusively, by someone else. I just don't happen to think it's an appropriate subject for an 'ethic'

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Old 10th May 2017, 12:40   #29 (permalink)
 
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If you frequently get into situations like these two then flying is probably not for you!


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Old 10th May 2017, 12:42   #30 (permalink)
 
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If, at a weekend party in the mess, it seems like a fun or amusing thing to do - it will probably result in uniform pressing and polishing on Monday.
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Old 10th May 2017, 14:13   #32 (permalink)
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If a Diplomat says Yes, they mean Maybe.
If a Diplomat says Maybe, they mean No.
And if a Diplomat says No, they're not a Diplomat.
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Old 10th May 2017, 16:25   #35 (permalink)
 
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>Nothing is more useless than altitude above you, runway behind you, or a tenth of a second ago....<

or fuel in the bowser, or a forecast valid until eight hours ago.
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Old 10th May 2017, 16:32   #36 (permalink)
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When meeting the Admiral's new (second) wife at the cocktail party, 'nice rack' is not the correct way to compliment her lovely dress that is cut to display same, no matter how many cocktails the both of you have had.
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Old 10th May 2017, 17:05   #38 (permalink)
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If a Diplomat says Yes, they mean Maybe.
If a Diplomat says Maybe, they mean No.
And if a Diplomat says No, they're not a Diplomat.
When mother in law says "I'll think about" I respond, "That's a no then" but I never professed to be a diplomat.
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