Senior officers fitness test announced.

[brokenlink]

Looking on the bright side its going to do wonders for interest levels in 1st Aid Training for the cadets!

[O-P]

OK, she has a nice boat race...but a huge ar$e.

Just trying to get...no, sorry.

[TheChitterneFlyer]

BEagle probably has a Vordaphone!

[CoffmanStarter]

Clearly this is a classic example of 'Simple Harmonic Motion' with a restoring elastic force which obeys Hooke's law

[Al R]

@23

Class.

[JointShiteFighter]

Intriguing....

[BEagle]

CoffmanStarter, the dynamics of this event are more complex than mere simple harmonic motion; equally Hooke's Law doesn't really apply to tension in more than one plane.

There is also the coefficient of restitution to consider:

The coefficent of restitution is a measure of the "bounciness" of a collision between two objects: how much of the kinetic energy remains for the objects to rebound from one another vs. how much is lost as heat, or work done deforming the objects.

[CoffmanStarter]

BEagle ... I just knew you couldn't resist replying to that one

[Haraka]

Yup Coff,
Beags demonstrating the benefits of four years at university at the taxpayers' expense..........

[Rossian]

Oi! O-P.....

........what do you mean she has a "huge" arse?

She has a magnificent arse - as HenryVIII said of one of his ladies, "an arse to build a kingdom on". (and if he didn't he should have).

The Ancient Mariner

[sittingstress]

I spent some time with the fragrant Ms Vorderman and agree with BEags, she is a very pleasant lady indeed.

Consequently I will not have you oafs making snide comments about the future Mrs Stress. Outside now, Coffman first and TankerTrashNav last as he was a Rock and will require a modicum of effort to bring to tears

BEagle is excused being bashed as I know the mere thought of indulging in jockstrappery will make him offer his apologies.

Have at you bounders.

[CoffmanStarter]

Originally Posted by God Like Rock ... His Words !

... the future Mrs Stress ...

Hello Sittingstress ...

Those red anti-delusional pills you currently take ... I'd move on to the stronger yellow ones if I were you old chap

Cheers ...