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'Right you bunch of jokers ... Who was responsible for the large quantity of sodium bicarbonate and detergent in the bowl along with the concentrated citric acid in the cistern and then cling filming the seat ?'
'It was me Sir' ... 'Name ?' ... 'Martin Baker Sir' ;
The rest is history ...
'It was me Sir' ... 'Name ?' ... 'Martin Baker Sir' ;
The rest is history ...
Right you lads. You've got half an hour for the rest of this ablution block to mysteriously reappear, or there'll be hell to pay.
So you lot think that swiping the bog roll will stop the wheels of justice eh? Good thing I've brought along some backup.
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Reight lads, T' crapper is now't ta worry about and t' show thas, we ave thee reight honerable Cyril Smith MP coming alongs to 'elp these learn hows T' use them. E' said 'ead give yers all wan T' wan tuition.
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Plumbing? Sewer piapes? E' yas all spoilt lads, when ahh was a lad we didn't even 'ave a crapper......
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Reight, who wants T' go first?
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It's not a black Cistern lad, remember that, it's none white, it'll come in handy one day when you are elected.
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I know the cistern does not match, but it's all because of racial diversity lad.
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I know the cistern does not match the rest, but neither does your mums hair lad.
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No, I don't know why there's a cat down the plughole in the sink holding a pencil either.
It's the spider in the toilet you've got to worry about.
It's the spider in the toilet you've got to worry about.
Last edited by exuw; 25th Oct 2015 at 00:57.