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Old 30th Dec 2012, 18:45
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American intelligence reports London phone booth in the rear of new British helicopter....photo classified...




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Old 30th Dec 2012, 18:50
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Will Widsor!....What the hell are you doing...PUT THAT DOWN!

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Old 30th Dec 2012, 19:00
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I say Chaps, that's not cricket, what!

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Having been passed over again on the New Years Honours list, Buster sets off to Westminster to ask why..

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Don't fire until you see the whites of their clothes..

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Old 30th Dec 2012, 19:05
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I say ... nothing mentioned in Wisden old boy ... this just isn't cricket putting a missile at silly mid on ... what would Brader's say
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 19:08
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Wanna play conkers mate
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 20:08
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Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin' for to carry me home;

I looked down the Jordan,
And WHAT did I see,
Comin' for to carry me home,
A half dozen ramp apes comin' after me,
Comin' for to carry me home.
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 20:09
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Nooooooooooo..... When I said we'll need a bloodhound to find that sixer, I meant a dog....
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 20:25
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Johnson was pleased not to be the only wheezy asthmatic on the cricket pitch that day.
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 20:26
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After visiting the RAF to play cricket, the idea of nuclear armed helicopters suddenly didn't seem totally outlandish to the FAA.
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 20:32
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The snick-o-meter went berserk!

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This was the day Dickie Bird gave up the booze...


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Subsequently, JATO Choppers were abandoned...


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Bradman decided to retire rather than let the Poms finally get him out.

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Old 30th Dec 2012, 21:13
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Another brand new David Brown Rocket Powered Tractor on it’s way to a proud British farmer…
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 21:40
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Early trials of the worlds first Helicopter “off-boresight” defensive missile protection system was deemed a dismal failure.
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 21:58
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Dispite raising his arm the CO was unable to light the touchpaper and so the attemp to get a Briton into space failed.

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Practice bomb. Drop it. Reel it back up.
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 23:42
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The hare and the tortoise, one bang and away they go.
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Old 30th Dec 2012, 23:57
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"If only there was some way to snag one of those V-2s..."
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STOP ! STOP ! You were supposed to pick up the LANDROVER !

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Old 31st Dec 2012, 03:39
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"Pitch invasions will no longer be tolerated."
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Old 31st Dec 2012, 04:00
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Disappointed with the time to target results, the boffins soon realised that a self contained delivery system was going to be required.

P1
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In the Australia vs England test, England counters with an under ARM delivery.
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