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Old 13th Oct 2012, 16:14
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Alien peace mission ignored after Vogue fashion editor declares their dress sense "so 1950's"
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Old 13th Oct 2012, 16:22
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Nah ... Sorry mate I haven't a clue who they are ... those bloody orbs have been following us since we passed Alpha Centauri when we were clocking Warp 10
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Old 13th Oct 2012, 16:26
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Monty Python's Inspiration for "The Meaning of Life" identified!
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Old 13th Oct 2012, 16:32
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"Master....Rattle, Clank... "

"What is it now? "

"Master.....help....rattle, rattle"

"What IS it? And why do you keep rattling? "

"Master.... help me - I've got a....I've got a..... Nut Loose!"
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Old 13th Oct 2012, 16:47
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A novel start for a recent TACEVAL
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Old 13th Oct 2012, 17:59
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Thanks for sorting it out CoffmanStarter, I was out all day.

Anyway...

As Neil Armstrong Waited in the Warehouse for Buzz and the rest of the film crew to turn up for the 'on Moon' shots of the Apollo 11 mission, he got the feeling he was being watched.
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Old 13th Oct 2012, 18:08
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Hello Earthmen, do one of you have a key to wind up Gort?
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Old 13th Oct 2012, 18:08
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Fox 3 about to be presented with another banana by his backseater after getting a Guns Kill on a Klingon Bird of Prey

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Old 13th Oct 2012, 18:10
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Nowadays even Alien's are wearing silicon wrist bands in uniform

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Old 13th Oct 2012, 18:16
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The RAF Top Brass are to rethink their plans to re-muster Rock Apes as backseaters ... owing to excessive Functional Reach shown by candidates

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Old 13th Oct 2012, 18:56
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Yeah, very funny... 6 months in space and it doesn't even have real pubic hair..
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Old 13th Oct 2012, 19:37
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Fat? No, The guy behind me is wearing a space suit that didn't provide for bodily waste disposal
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Old 13th Oct 2012, 20:11
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Reporter 1: "We need a catchy name for the Alien's robot"

Reporter 2: "Well, it's standing in the background, zero charisma, and doing nothing. How about Nick Clegg?"
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Old 13th Oct 2012, 22:51
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ARE YOU READY TO ZUMBA!
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Old 13th Oct 2012, 23:43
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We wish to claim political asylum, a house, medical care and benefits Earthling

Or

Stop right there buddy, no illegal aliens without a green card..

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Old 14th Oct 2012, 00:24
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The Techno-Latex Fetishists Convention in Las Vegas got weirder every year.




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Old 14th Oct 2012, 00:32
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I'm here to see Tom Cruise. I have an appointment...

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Old 14th Oct 2012, 01:13
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Old 14th Oct 2012, 01:52
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Buster, staying in the background appeared to finally have matched his Hat and Waist sizes.
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Old 14th Oct 2012, 02:23
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Be at peace Gort, we mean them no harm...except that SASless bloke, you can vaporize him!

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