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FOR SALE: VW Transporter Crew Bus
Unique Convertible, conversion carried out by Panavia Ltd.
Green, A/C, Sunroof, Full Service History.
Some stains on upholstery hence £1500 ono.
Will consider p/x for something much, much lower, eg Lotus Europa.
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[The following is set in Berlin, August 2024]
"OK, so we slightly damaged our one vehicle. But you have to admit, overall our closing ceremony was a lot cheaper and no worse than London's in 2012."
"OK, so we slightly damaged our one vehicle. But you have to admit, overall our closing ceremony was a lot cheaper and no worse than London's in 2012."
(Yawn!) Just another Left Wing attack on the military!
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Well one of the rear passengers shouted Tornado, I looked round and said naaa that's just a rain storm and then bang........
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Well b*gger me.... see I told ya, after those 70's adverts where they dropped a Golf, they made sure the mirrors wouldn't fall off if dropped.
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Well b*gger me.... see I told ya, after those 70's adverts where they dropped a Golf, they made sure the mirrors wouldn't fall off if dropped.
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Camp.... Errrrr.... that'll be Buster out on the course in his pink jumper..
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...and she'll make 120 knots with a tail wind...
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Airbus look to the military for the solution to the A350 weight problem.
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I said Graf Zepplin, not the Graf Spee you idiot!
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Airbus look to the military for the solution to the A350 weight problem.
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I said Graf Zepplin, not the Graf Spee you idiot!
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Well it took more than 99 Red Ballons No.1, but we got it up.
****, the kids from the estate are on the shore with their airguns.
****, the kids from the estate are on the shore with their airguns.
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The Irish Navy Anti-Sonar Shielding System seemed so Gay!
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Sorry to disturb you Captain, we have just had a signal from the RAF, they say now it flys it is theirs..
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TORPEDO!!!!!!!!!....... Deploy the anti Torpedo countermeasures..
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It might be a quick fix, but I still say we should have kept the Nimrod.
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It might be a quick fix, but I still say we should have kept the Nimrod.
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