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Old 1st Jul 2012, 15:38
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Dammit! I can't believe she was the only one not to drink the coffee I laced with Rohypnol...
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Old 1st Jul 2012, 15:42
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That'll be the return of Pussy Galore's Flying Circus then
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Old 1st Jul 2012, 16:49
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...and if I put my hands like this - I can hide the fact I'm giving myself a blowjob!
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Old 1st Jul 2012, 17:22
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Girl on the right thinking ... "I have got to stay awake.. I have got to stay awake.. I promised my mother I wouldn't sleep with a bunch of sailors"
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Old 1st Jul 2012, 23:59
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Girl bottom right: "They're all going to kill me for inviting Ed Miliband to give the graduation address!"

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Once again, Katie Holmes survives another attempt at conversion by "you know who"

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Old 2nd Jul 2012, 03:07
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The 'Spot the Insomiac' competition was waaaay too easy.

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Old 2nd Jul 2012, 07:05
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So that's LIBOR ... any questions ?
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Old 2nd Jul 2012, 09:20
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Girl bottom right:
"It's above and beyond, expecting me to stay awake through this! I'll have to persuade Dad to stop volunteering for the weekly Navy uniforms 1900 to present day lectures"
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Old 2nd Jul 2012, 10:05
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Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer..
or...
To sleep, perchance to dream...
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Old 2nd Jul 2012, 10:27
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Wow this is really fascinating, I wonder if everyone else is enjoying this as much as I am?
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Old 2nd Jul 2012, 10:33
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Sharon instantly regretted buying her perfume from the dodgy guy at the market...

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Old 2nd Jul 2012, 11:06
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Halfway through the ROE Briefing for Task Force Avoid Danger.....
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Old 2nd Jul 2012, 11:42
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"I don't know why everyone thinks I'm a geek, this stuff is fascinating".
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Old 2nd Jul 2012, 13:10
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A lert



brevity is not the soul of wit on pprune if it contains less than 10 letters, apparently
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Old 2nd Jul 2012, 14:40
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"...and, as I count down to three & click my fingers, you'll all wake up as Officers!"
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Old 2nd Jul 2012, 17:27
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Rum, Sodomy and the Lecture About Service History

(wake me up for the other two)
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Old 2nd Jul 2012, 17:51
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Early tests proved disappointing when 90% of the candidates collapsed into a comatose state and showed signs of denial when their mobile phones were removed from their hands


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Old 2nd Jul 2012, 18:13
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"......and that was how I finally cast that spawn of Satan, Tony Blair, into the outer darkness and took my rightful place as Prime Minister. But before my next theme: How I Saved the Free World, any questions? Anybody?"
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Old 2nd Jul 2012, 19:55
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Looks like "my" half of the squadron when I was teaching CESR ("Customs, Etiquette and Social Responsibility" for the youngsters) - hate to think what state M****n H*****m's were in.
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Old 3rd Jul 2012, 14:06
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Who was not invited to the party last night?
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