Caption competition
Clicker,
you came close with:
.
But,
Cows getting Bigger, the following is your ticket to finding the next photo....
you came close with:
Bertie thought that Buster's actions were not in keeping with QR's so he surrendered Miss Ireland into his care
But,
Cows getting Bigger, the following is your ticket to finding the next photo....
Spurned by Smithers, Hoskins began to consider his chances with Miss Ireland.
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US NCO - "Yeah Abdul! the penny's droped now hasnt it! Its at this point when you realise the 25 x 5" bolts should have been used here.. and not here where you have used the 2" bolts!....anyone whose made and Ikea wardrobe knows this...Now then take it to bits and re assemble it using the correct parts in the correct places...
remember! parts on floor....
count them....
group them by size....
apply them to instructions!!!..."
remember! parts on floor....
count them....
group them by size....
apply them to instructions!!!..."
Sarge: "So, we got Afghans supervised by Americans building a Dutch-designed bridge for the Germans. And the instructions are in....?"
PFC1: "Chinese I think Sarge, but it could be Korean"
Sarge: "
. You gotta love International Operations."
PFC1: "There's a Helpline number.......It's in India."
PFC1: "Chinese I think Sarge, but it could be Korean"
Sarge: "
. You gotta love International Operations."PFC1: "There's a Helpline number.......It's in India."
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Err...You're sure this is the new underslung rail for the M16 Sarge?
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FFS Guys! If James May could build a Lego version in Liverpool, surely you can build one under fire in Afghanistan!!!!
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FFS Guys! If James May could build a Lego version in Liverpool, surely you can build one under fire in Afghanistan!!!!
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"Errrr Sir...Sirrr.......Sirrrr".
"Oh what is it Smithers?"
"Sir, it's an aerial mast, you have the plans on their side"
Or
Apologies to Carlsberg
If BAe made Stretchers,
they would probably be the best over budget, behind schedule and over engineered Stretchers in the World.
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The Met office forecast another drought so this time the army decided to take no chances.
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"But Capt. Hussain. Why do we have to dismantle the WMD?"
"I don't know why, but those Imperialist American dogs are searching for our Wrought Metal Drawbridge and we won't let them find it!"
"I don't know why, but those Imperialist American dogs are searching for our Wrought Metal Drawbridge and we won't let them find it!"