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Old 7th Apr 2012, 03:08
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I don't care what the guy at the surplus store said Virgil, that is NOT Thunderbird 4!
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Old 7th Apr 2012, 22:19
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I wish you could all win!!!! However - the votes are in and counted and....

In third place - Buster Hyman -
We're gonna need a bigger boat!
In second place - toptobottom -
"Listen son, I'm only doing my job, OK? You can't park here and that's that. Any more lip from you and I'll give you a ticket for moving the cones as well. Her majesty's property doncha know. Understood?".
but my winner this week is.......

cattletruck -
I feel the need, the need to paddle.
.........over to you!!
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Old 7th Apr 2012, 22:20
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Congrats everyone, well done Buster, nice to see you back on the course, all be it in the rough
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Old 8th Apr 2012, 00:06
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Congrats everyone, well done Buster, nice to see you back on the course, all be it in the rough
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Old 8th Apr 2012, 02:16
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning
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Old 8th Apr 2012, 10:21
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"Back on the course"?!! After 2 third places in the last 4 rounds?
Sounds like someone else I know..



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Old 8th Apr 2012, 10:30
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Ah, so that's how he drives. Explains a lot
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Old 8th Apr 2012, 11:03
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"That's right Officer - the other vehicle was going way too fast and just crashed straight into the front of my car. It didnt indicate or even sound its horn and the driver must have done a runner, because he was nowhere to be seen...".
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Old 8th Apr 2012, 11:11
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Sales of the latest Indian hatchback literarily bombed.
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Old 8th Apr 2012, 11:21
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"What do you mean, 'I was lucky the airbag went off'?!! That was when I shat myself!"
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Old 8th Apr 2012, 12:13
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Al Qaeda having to resort to lower tier talent, post recent events making for rapid promotions, was alarmed to discover a lack of technical expertise in their IED program. Management agreed there would be a delay in weapon miniaturization of VIED's which would very much hinder the undetectability of the weapons.

"Crapsakes Ali....did you not think to use a Truck for this one?"
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Old 8th Apr 2012, 12:54
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"No.. Don't worry Ali, just change the flat tyre and you're good to go!"
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Old 8th Apr 2012, 14:00
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"That's right officer, I was about to drive onto the barge when this pushy American in an F14 cut me off!"
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Old 8th Apr 2012, 14:27
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"It was a bit of a bomb, but now it's completely stuffed."
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Old 8th Apr 2012, 14:43
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So Bloggs...First time you've flown a Drone over India I see...
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Old 8th Apr 2012, 15:05
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The locals realised the Gaza police was serious about its 'zero tolerance' speeding policy...
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Old 8th Apr 2012, 15:38
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The North-Korean missile test was equally unexpected in both timing and result.
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Old 8th Apr 2012, 15:39
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Fast? It goes like a bomb mate....
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Old 8th Apr 2012, 15:47
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"Yeah, it had a short message attached to it which reads: HARROOOO!!!"
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Old 8th Apr 2012, 16:17
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I'm afraid it's no good crying about it now Sir. I did suggest you take out the Collision Damage Waiver cover.
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