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Old 10th Mar 2012, 23:00
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Putin's first move on re-rigging the election was to slash Russian defence spending, especially on skirt material, knickers and boots.
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Old 11th Mar 2012, 00:48
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Due to to a misunderstanding by the recruitment team, the phrase "military escorts" acquired a whole new meaning in Poland
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Old 11th Mar 2012, 08:04
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I spy an acute case of orchitis ... ouch !
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Old 11th Mar 2012, 09:48
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Following a recent procurement contract success with the Polish Air Force, Jimmy Choo Ltd hopes to become a preferred supplier to the MOD for shoes, parade, female.
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Old 11th Mar 2012, 10:18
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Hawk T2 - None of them fit -Bah, humbug!
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Old 11th Mar 2012, 12:42
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Seconds from disaster. The full consequences of the cheaper issue, Block III Stiletto's were about to be discovered as the Ladies started their Goose step...
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Old 11th Mar 2012, 12:49
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do I rememeber this from a previous yeare

only the responses have been changed to protect the guilty.

makes a change from the red square of old parades, and the cold war targets of oportunity.

glf
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Old 11th Mar 2012, 19:52
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"I am not worthy, I am not worthy, take me to your leader"

Thinks - 'well it works in the films'.
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Old 11th Mar 2012, 19:55
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Or - reminded of the old ones... 'Dicky Daido' c 1979

'One black one, one white one and one with a bit of sh*** on and one with a fairy light on to show you the way"
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Old 11th Mar 2012, 23:43
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My tripod's broken...but I might be able to improvise...
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Old 11th Mar 2012, 23:49
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what I want to know is, where do they keep their weapons?
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Old 12th Mar 2012, 05:18
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Crack troops.

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Old 12th Mar 2012, 11:34
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The new cabin crew uniform for Virgin Atlantic, though with a military style, was a hit with the passengers. Richard Branson drilled them all personally.
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Hands, knees, feet & toes - where they got their Brazillians done heaven only knows!
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Old 12th Mar 2012, 13:13
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Margo, you put captions to the previous image, then the winner gets to pic the next one
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Old 12th Mar 2012, 13:31
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'David Attenborough's new series "Animals and the military" began filming today. Episode 1: The Beaver.'
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Old 13th Mar 2012, 13:32
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"ere Serg that lots' skirts are so short they'll need to check two 'air do's before they go on parade"

"I know! its the only time you'll get a bleedin' four ringer to take an interest in inspecting the troops..."
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Old 13th Mar 2012, 13:55
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Oh ! I got so excited I've dropped the camera
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Olga was hoping she hadn't misunderstood what they meant about being in a Crack Commando Squad
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