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Old 19th Feb 2012, 21:14
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"And you want £100k for a 20% stake?! It's a great idea - you can watch porn, it detects the missus approaching from any angle, BUT it doesn't dispense cold beer and for that reason, I'm out..."
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Old 19th Feb 2012, 21:44
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RAF trial cybersex for the troops..

Or

" Yes Sir it converts your brain waves into an image and projects it onto the screen..... Errr hang on Sir, we seem to have a problem, nothing is coming through"

Or

Redundant RAF Navigators are now being actively recruited to work on Google Street.

Or

"Ok Sir, that's the helmet fitted, we just need to add the glove to monitor heart rate and perspiration, then insert the rectal probe to measure Sphincter Flutter and we are done".

or

"And the visor fits where?..... ahhhh"

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Old 19th Feb 2012, 22:22
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Jenkins went to extreme lengths to prevent the Boss noticing that he forgot to shave that morning.
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Old 19th Feb 2012, 22:28
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If you want to fully engage with the twitterati you have to engage with them fully!
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Old 19th Feb 2012, 22:45
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"It is really built from several xbox controllers and runs on a cut down chinese copy of windows 95, ohh the carbon fibre trim, that we added to make it look expensive so we could justify the 250 k price per unit".
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Old 20th Feb 2012, 00:25
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Introducing this Halloweens hot item

''Franken Pilot''
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Old 20th Feb 2012, 00:40
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"I was made in Germany for the boxheads originally"

or


"It's the new ACARS, Automatic Crewman Aural Response System, basically it works like that old toy GI Joe system where you pulled a string out of it's back and it spouted out commands, on this version, you punch the buttons on his head and he says stuff like, How many sugars do you want Boss? or Yes Sir no problem or can I carry your bags Sir, a really useful piece of kit, this is the Mk2 version with the enlarged blinkers.."

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Old 20th Feb 2012, 00:40
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One Cadet Pilot to another.

"When they said Instructor Pilots had eyes in the back of their heads I thought they were kidding"
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Old 20th Feb 2012, 02:03
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"Well done Luke. You've just taken your first steps into a larger world!"
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Old 20th Feb 2012, 03:06
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The Daily Star classifieds had previously disappointed Bloggs, with his $20 investment on x-ray specs, but whilst his latest set had cost a little more, early results were promising.

P1
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Old 20th Feb 2012, 08:31
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Should have gone to Specsavers.
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Old 20th Feb 2012, 08:39
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"Yes sir, this is the third Milliband brother: Nigel. We managed to sort out the dalek voice, the persecution complex and the wild staring eyes. Problem is, if he tries to stand up unaided, he topples over.
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Old 20th Feb 2012, 09:26
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"...and if Sir has a little more to spend, the W-2000 model has a host of significant upgrades over the standard tin foil hat."
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Old 20th Feb 2012, 11:52
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..and best of all, you'll hardly know you're wearing it!
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Old 20th Feb 2012, 11:54
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"Then finally, we insert pencils up the nostrils. Suit you, Sir?"
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Old 20th Feb 2012, 12:10
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"Its like this Prime Minister Harman, now women are flying in the airforce they can get their hairdone at the same time...the savings to the taxpayer would be immense.."

...or

.."Now look here Scroggins how much do you think this bloody lots gonna weigh when a pilot pulls an 8 g turn".....
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Old 20th Feb 2012, 12:34
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"I'm sure Page 3 will be interesting but do I really need to wear all this to read the Sunday Sun?"
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Old 20th Feb 2012, 13:29
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'Speccy' Watson was so happy to hear they had developed a new aircrew helmet for glasses wearers.

'At last, they will stop calling me foureyes'...
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Old 20th Feb 2012, 15:13
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New robotic drop bear weapon revealed.

It reportedly blinds enemy fighter pilots by putting its little plastic paws over their eyes.
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Old 20th Feb 2012, 20:39
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The Dr. realised that the Cybermen had done some significant upgrades since their last encounter...
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