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Old 14th Nov 2011, 16:32
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"Left left; left left; steady. Four's in!"
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Old 14th Nov 2011, 16:46
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You told me it was a Sun lounge!
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Old 14th Nov 2011, 18:03
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Chuck hadn't quite grasped the true meaning of the expression 'bomber's moon'.
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Old 14th Nov 2011, 18:21
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just remember - if you light it before touchdown we'll end up like that YMC-130H
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Old 14th Nov 2011, 19:21
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Whats that whistling noise ?
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Old 14th Nov 2011, 19:44
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"No, Jenkins, I said I'll get up close in line astern so you can get a cracking shot" through the front window
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Old 14th Nov 2011, 19:55
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'Skip, when they say flying it by the seat of your pants, I think they meant yours, not mine"

Or

"Don't worry boss, I have put the ar*eh*le
up front out of the way"







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Old 14th Nov 2011, 20:26
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The British version of the Russian Wet Eye airborne radar finally unveiled, code named Brown Eye.
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Old 14th Nov 2011, 21:52
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Thank you Hoskins, but whilst I'm sure you believe that the sun shines out of your arse, we don't actually need an additional search light today!
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Old 14th Nov 2011, 21:58
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... and when the second engine stops, put your head between your legs and kiss your a**e goodbye...
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Old 14th Nov 2011, 22:34
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Are you sure that's where the Cheek gunner goes?
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Old 15th Nov 2011, 00:51
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"It's being transferred to the AAC when we land as part of the defence cuts, so Smithers is up front crewing it with brown jobs for them"....
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Old 15th Nov 2011, 02:39
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"And that Doctor, is how I got my Nut Loose"
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Old 15th Nov 2011, 03:43
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Prepare to drop the Dirty Bomb...
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Old 15th Nov 2011, 09:16
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"I was referring to a bomb when I said prepare to drop a 5 pounder"
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"It's Ok Captain, I can confirm the crack has been stop drilled - at least on the top"
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Old 15th Nov 2011, 09:20
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Enola Gay.
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Old 15th Nov 2011, 11:29
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"Emergency State 2...Invader...5 Miles Final...3 POB...Fumes in cockpit!"
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Old 15th Nov 2011, 12:42
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Photographic evidence of what navs have known for ever.

The guy in front can be a complete arsehole.
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Old 15th Nov 2011, 13:21
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When he told me he was the Sqns 'crack navigator', that wasn't what I thought he meant...
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Old 17th Nov 2011, 05:09
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Pilot to front gunner, Bandits at 12 o'clock high, prepare to open fire!
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