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Old 17th May 2011, 01:14
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0-20mph in 6.4s

20-0mph in 1s.
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Old 17th May 2011, 03:29
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Things had reached the point where Tripoli taxi drivers felt safer using tanks. The lads didn't mind - they could carry at least 7 and it was easier to do a runner.
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Old 17th May 2011, 04:35
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News of Nutloose's rendition of the Swan Lake at Kandahar Air Base traveled fast!
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Old 18th May 2011, 06:29
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The IRCG Games suffered from loads of false starts, they simply wouldn't wait for the gun to go off.
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Old 18th May 2011, 06:37
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Icecream!!!
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Old 18th May 2011, 08:50
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Tank crew accidently tune into the Eurovision song contest...
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Old 18th May 2011, 09:24
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I said I see a BALD eagle, not STRIKE eagle!
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Old 18th May 2011, 12:00
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The Libyan Army posed a veiled threat...
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Old 18th May 2011, 13:02
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Time-lapse photograph of the latest Darwin Award winner; Phlatass ah-Pankayke
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Old 18th May 2011, 20:01
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Judging time I think (it's run for awhile and even I'm bored of seeing it and I posted it):

The one that really made me smile was Nutloose's very own

Naaaaafiiii Waaaaagoonnnnnnnnnnnnnn...........................

Simply because it rings true!

Thanks and "over to you", Nutloose!
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Old 19th May 2011, 00:10
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"It's in the Hole!...It's in the Hole." Nutloose wins!!!
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Old 19th May 2011, 12:05
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Blimey, I won one

Ok, sorry to lower the tone of the competition, but let's see you put your hand to this one....



Results next Wednesday unless it has run it's course.







Katie Couric, while interviewing a Marine sniper, asked:
"What do you feel ... when you shoot a Terrorist?"
The Marine shrugged and replied,
"A slight recoil."
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Old 19th May 2011, 12:53
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Trooper Jones had been selected to shake hands with the Afghan President that afternoon..
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Old 19th May 2011, 12:59
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Blimey I think one of my nut's has come loose!
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Old 19th May 2011, 13:21
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"I thought that bringing me out here, you were going to show me the arse end of the...oh, right."

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OFFICIAL PPRUNE NOTICE!
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Pprune wishes to apologise for an
editorial error that has seen the
current caption comp picture and
the last picture printed out of order.

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Old 19th May 2011, 16:23
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Entrusted with the Government's latest Secret plans for the Army,
Colonel **** thought he'd hide them in the place they'd obviously come from.
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Old 19th May 2011, 16:53
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"That's the last time I ask for an appointment with my bank manager..."
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Old 19th May 2011, 17:06
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"That's the last time I ask for an appointment with Dominique Stauss-Kahn..."


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Old 19th May 2011, 18:34
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The local tennis course was somewhat on the spartan side.


(BTW, does anyone else remember that Athena poster?)
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Old 19th May 2011, 18:42
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"Awe f'christ's sake - where's the nearest tree?"
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