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Old 26th Nov 2010, 03:26
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The F1-11 replacement is here and you only need an LSA license to fly it!
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Old 26th Nov 2010, 07:05
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Don't let him take off! I think the pilot is legless..
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Old 26th Nov 2010, 09:41
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Ohh so now you tell me it says on the side of the box "Batteries Not Included" ....... that's just great!!
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Old 26th Nov 2010, 11:55
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"That's not my RAT, that's my only form of propulsion !!"
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Old 27th Nov 2010, 10:44
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It may be short and small, but boy can we drag it out to extraordinary lengths in a caption competition.
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Old 27th Nov 2010, 11:54
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They cost 10K and we can get 100 on an aircraft carrier.
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Old 27th Nov 2010, 12:05
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"November Zulu Golf requesting departure"
"Zulu Golf, Are you short?"
"Zulu Golf *********!"
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Old 27th Nov 2010, 13:40
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"Trust me, the Air Hostess is onboard."
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Old 27th Nov 2010, 20:52
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After the sale of HMS Invincible fell through, the Australian navy looked at other projects. 28 years later, their 5th generation fighter is now available.
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Old 27th Nov 2010, 21:11
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New Aussie Action flick Bruce Bond, 007 was full of nifty gadgets.
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Old 29th Nov 2010, 13:49
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The hunter-killer James Bondi studies Julian Assange's photo before take-off; "That's what happens when Aussies go bad".
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Old 29th Nov 2010, 17:57
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Originally Posted by airborne_artist
I have control ...

Provide an amusing caption to this photo:


Any chance of providing a result??!!
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Old 29th Nov 2010, 20:24
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OK chaps, I happen to know that my old mucker Airborne Artist has other things on his mind at the moment, so I have control - let's get things moving again with this one...

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Old 29th Nov 2010, 20:27
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And the in-flight movie today is:

"Gordon Brown - what I did for the armed forces"
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Old 29th Nov 2010, 20:38
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Michael O'Dreary reports a 40% increase in capacity and a 98% reduction in customer complaints since the introduction of Nitrous Oxide dispensers on all long haul flights...

[judging at the weekend ]
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Old 29th Nov 2010, 20:57
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Guy bottom centre....

"Err, that would be me that farted Sir..."
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Old 29th Nov 2010, 22:06
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The veterans soon regretted taking up Vladimirs offer of a trip to the Moscow Theatre.
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Old 30th Nov 2010, 00:56
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Man second row from the bottom right side ............. " Cor it is true, you can give yourself a bl*wjob"


or

Dizzy girl, bottom row........


"Hey, according to this girl in Playgirl, she has slept with over 100 guys, 20 minutes ago on here I to was asleep with over 150, so, what is so special about that?"


or

Man second row from the bottom left side..


"ohhh yea, spank that monkey.. who's your daddy....who's your daddy!"


Or

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the presence of our Lord to".........

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Old 30th Nov 2010, 06:43
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C-17: $400 Million dollars
Plane full of Soldiers: $50 Million dollars
Invading Afghanistan: $1 Trillion dollars
Reading a book whilst next to the only female passenger: Priceless...
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Old 30th Nov 2010, 06:53
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OK you lot, I'm not going to switch off the lights until someone owns up for the Wikileak stuff.
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