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Old 8th Nov 2010, 09:30   #9961 (permalink)
 
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"..what a glor-ious feeling, I'm hap-hap-happy again...."
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Old 8th Nov 2010, 09:43   #9962 (permalink)
 
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"I thought we left all the gag brollies in the Whitehouse for Obama"
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Old 8th Nov 2010, 12:08   #9963 (permalink)
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It's a good job that Putin guy isn't around ...damn, I can't even work a brolly !
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Old 8th Nov 2010, 15:01   #9964 (permalink)
 
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Who said Bush was too stupid to even use an um..oh.
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Old 8th Nov 2010, 15:59   #9965 (permalink)

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The Mr. President really shows them goddam Ruskies how to do umbrellification.
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Old 8th Nov 2010, 17:31   #9966 (permalink)
 
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Putin - "Knob".
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Old 8th Nov 2010, 23:14   #9967 (permalink)
 
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The climax of the one-upmanship battle between the two world leaders came when Bush used his portable satellite phone system to order a pizza on leaving the Kremlin.
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Old 8th Nov 2010, 23:28   #9968 (permalink)
 
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"OK, we open the umbrellatron, wait for the signalamulator, and we'll be full size and out of Legoland........."
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Old 8th Nov 2010, 23:32   #9969 (permalink)
 
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Whooaaa Laura!! I know that beef stroganoff was a bit rich, but really..!
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Old 9th Nov 2010, 00:58   #9970 (permalink)
 
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GB phone home
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Old 9th Nov 2010, 08:10   #9971 (permalink)
 
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"So - what do you think of my new egg-deflector Mr Putin?"
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Old 9th Nov 2010, 08:48   #9972 (permalink)
 
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I was so confident that since I had been able to teach the Bulgarians how to kill with the Ricin tipped umbrella, then teaching GW would have been easy, but he's just not getting the hang of it at all.
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Old 9th Nov 2010, 13:38   #9973 (permalink)
 
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Vladimir was overheard to say "Hey! When I lent you my best umbrella, it was in A1 condition. If you've broken it, this one's going right up your ass!"
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Old 9th Nov 2010, 17:50   #9974 (permalink)
 
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I hope you don't mind my carrying my own TV Dish -- I don't want to miss CSI!
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Old 10th Nov 2010, 01:28   #9975 (permalink)
 
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"Gee wiz Laura, ma new best buddie Puti tells me it's a giant collapsable sink plunger, won't that come in hand back home on the old ranch"......... "Yes George"


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"It feels like rain George".......... "Heck no Laura, it's probably just the sink overflowing from the waterboarding session I have running upstairs in the oval office bathroom"... ...
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Old 10th Nov 2010, 14:21   #9976 (permalink)
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Ernie Wise did a much better Gene Kelly impression than you, Comrade Bush.
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Old 10th Nov 2010, 16:17   #9977 (permalink)
 
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Vladimir: "If he thinks that's an anti-ballistic missile shield, there's nothing to worry about."
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Old 11th Nov 2010, 15:39   #9978 (permalink)
 
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Ha!! So ya' think ya' can just sneek up on our west coast like that do ya'!?

Well then take that yer pesky aliens!... Heh heh heh....that'll learn em'...
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Old 11th Nov 2010, 16:59   #9979 (permalink)
 
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Windy Weather for Dummies 101:

"Pee Downwind; Point Umbrellas Upwind."
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Old 11th Nov 2010, 23:54   #9980 (permalink)
 
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"Look at zee zilly American eediot, all he theenks about are veapons!"
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