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See here Bill....we are the from the combat army....Pretty Boy over there with the Blonde Pony Tail and Fairy Boots...he's in the the ceremonial army.
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"Hey Grandad, wots with the shades? Trying to look cool?"
"Watch it kids, I'll have you for playing soldiers"
"Watch it kids, I'll have you for playing soldiers"
Mate, we're looking for a bloke in funny boots, red jacket, pointy tin hat, and, oh yeah, he's got a bloody great sword. You seen any one like that?
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Passing pedestrian is puzzled by use of Oriental women to augment H Cav guard force.
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"It is you isn't it, Tony off the Bill"
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"Well, Constable, I did apply for the Military Police but they said I were too clever."
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"Are you sure you didn't used to host who wants to be a millionare?, my nan just loved that programme"
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"We are taught always to keep both hands on our weapon, but I see you only have a little one."
Morning Constable, what are you up to today?
My orders, son, are to patrol this gate and be on the lookout for any groups dressed in a paramilitary fashion and carrying automatic weapons. If observed, I am to assume they are hostile, and to terminate any possible threat with extreme prejudice. Now do you mind moving back towards the road, as I don't want to get any blood on the chap to my left's white trousers.
My orders, son, are to patrol this gate and be on the lookout for any groups dressed in a paramilitary fashion and carrying automatic weapons. If observed, I am to assume they are hostile, and to terminate any possible threat with extreme prejudice. Now do you mind moving back towards the road, as I don't want to get any blood on the chap to my left's white trousers.
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Very subtle, Danny42C
Very subtle, Danny42C
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"Well, Constable, we brought our helmets because there's a desperate shortage of Public Lavatories in Whitehall."
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"Stuff that, lads, it's a real man's life in the Ministry of Defence Guard Service."