Caption competition
This is EXACTLY what is to be expected when you let a nav draw up the siting plans for the station gate-guardian: 90-degrees out as usual.
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The Captain, explaining about the sudden onset of excess Gravity, opined the result was his inability to control the Nose pitching down as all the of iron bits entered the force field.
Later investigation determined the Tail Gunner's Girl Friend walked forward to use the Loo located just behind the cockpit.
Later investigation determined the Tail Gunner's Girl Friend walked forward to use the Loo located just behind the cockpit.
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After their merger with Consolidated Aircraft Vultee's engineers considered the B 24 as a replacement for the Vengeance. A single trial bombing run proved its unsuitability. However some good came from this idea as the B 36's engines were repositioned to avoid further embarrassments with late pull ups.
Results are in
Very difficult to judge this one with so many good ones submitted but here are the results
Joint Third Place with their offerings are
Wensleydale
Early automatic navigation systems had a problem with the instruction to fly to Australia.
Danny42C
"No, Hoskins - the term 'Deep Penetration' refers to the bomb, not you !"
622
But on the positive side....I have just got my pen back I left with the tail gunner!
Second Place
Wensleydale
"And the winner of the spot landing prize is Lt Bob Kugellhammer III from the 445th heavy Bombardment Group!"
And the Winner of the CST this week is.................................
Traffic Is Er Was
Ok Smithers, props into reverse pitch and we'll try that one again shall we?
Mention in dispatches must go to
Rosvidney1 who indicated a non entry post with
As my old instructor used to say "One would need a particularly strong constitution to do that more than once"
SASless
The Captain, explaining about the sudden onset of excess Gravity, opined the result was his inability to control the Nose pitching down as all the of iron bits entered the force field.
Later investigation determined the Tail Gunner's Girl Friend walked forward to use the Loo located just behind the cockpit.
Take it away Traffic lets have the next one, CST on its way via an Amazon Test Drone.
Very difficult to judge this one with so many good ones submitted but here are the results
Joint Third Place with their offerings are
Wensleydale
Early automatic navigation systems had a problem with the instruction to fly to Australia.
Danny42C
"No, Hoskins - the term 'Deep Penetration' refers to the bomb, not you !"
622
But on the positive side....I have just got my pen back I left with the tail gunner!
Second Place
Wensleydale
"And the winner of the spot landing prize is Lt Bob Kugellhammer III from the 445th heavy Bombardment Group!"
And the Winner of the CST this week is.................................
Traffic Is Er Was
Ok Smithers, props into reverse pitch and we'll try that one again shall we?
Mention in dispatches must go to
Rosvidney1 who indicated a non entry post with
As my old instructor used to say "One would need a particularly strong constitution to do that more than once"
SASless
The Captain, explaining about the sudden onset of excess Gravity, opined the result was his inability to control the Nose pitching down as all the of iron bits entered the force field.
Later investigation determined the Tail Gunner's Girl Friend walked forward to use the Loo located just behind the cockpit.
Take it away Traffic lets have the next one, CST on its way via an Amazon Test Drone.
Thank you JB. As I just had a go within the last couple of captions, with your concurrence, I am more than happy to issue divert instructions to the drone for CST delivery to Wensleydale. Let's share the love!
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"I told you someone had put the decimal point in the wrong place on the scale of the plans for the Navy's new aircraft carrier!"
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