Caption competition

[DirtyProp]

Hoskins, you were supposed to mount the laser guidance on the BOMBS, not the airplane!

[cattletruck]

Showoff bragged he could land it on a dime.

[Buster Hyman]

Maintenance report: Brakes a bit twitchy.

[andytug]

"Hmmm...... best put 'not proven' under the short landing test, Bloggs."

[Danny42C]

"No use Burying Your Head in the Sand, Hoskins !"

[Danny42C]

It's called "Leading with your chin", Elmer !

[Danny42C]

"You should've worked out how much height you needed to complete that loop before you started, Elmer !"

[Danny42C]

"No, Hoskins - the term 'Deep Penetration' refers to the bomb, not you !"

[Wensleydale]

"I thought that it was the Co-pilot who removed the control locks before take-off!"

[Danny42C]

The Three-Needle Altimeter claims another victim !

[Danny42C]

"Who the hell d'you think you are - Zeus with a thunderbolt ?"

[Buster Hyman]

Where did you say you did your Liberator type rating again?

[Danny42C]

"So what happened ? - did it balk at that fence ?"

[Danny42C]

"So another Redskin Bit the Dust !"

[Danny42C]

"Curtiss-Wright have built an 'Ascender', so Consolidated thought they'd go one better with an 'Upender' !"

[andytug]

"No Hoskins, you do NOT still get credit for hitting the target!"

[andytug]

"Yessir, this way we get both an early warning lookout and some AA cover!"

[Danny42C]

"Well, Sir, at least I hit my checkpoint 'on the nose' !"

[Wander00]

Well guess I'll get used to toe brakes eventually

[Danny42C]

"So that's how they manage to put a bomb in a pickle-barrel from thirty thousand feet !"