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Old 24th May 2017, 07:29
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Harrison Ford's stuntman readies himself jump into the back seat of the F35.
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Old 24th May 2017, 09:50
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"Stealth airstairs, are you sure?"
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Old 24th May 2017, 09:59
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"Look I know that Tom Cruise can hang onto aircraft wing for a circuit or two, but that's just mission impossible for me."
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Old 24th May 2017, 12:45
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Olympus has fallen...out the door...
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Old 24th May 2017, 15:21
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Comey, you b@st@rd
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Old 24th May 2017, 15:26
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"And he said, "there's many a slip between the cup and the lip, there's

m a n y

a


s l i p
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and that's the last I heard him say."
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Old 24th May 2017, 23:54
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Joe Biden had the last laugh as Trump finds his stink bomb!
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Old 25th May 2017, 06:52
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Your captions have provided me with a few good laughs but they seem to have exhausted the potential of the picture. Judging late this evening.
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Old 25th May 2017, 08:48
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Well, he's dealt with the FBI, the Mexican wall has been started, he is sorting out the Israelis and the Palestinians, and he is looking at the Chinese and North Vietnam.

What could possibly go wrong now?
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Old 25th May 2017, 10:28
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Only the President of America is authorised to use a bouncy castle for quick egress from Airforce One.
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Old 25th May 2017, 11:13
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"Sorry Sir, I didn't realise you were bathmophobic . . . ."
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Old 25th May 2017, 11:21
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I know I don't like steps but this is ridic.........
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Old 25th May 2017, 11:38
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To save time, The First Lady had decided to use her skirt as a parachute.
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Old 25th May 2017, 12:18
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Originally Posted by Wander00
I know I don't like steps but this is ridic.........

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Old 25th May 2017, 21:44
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The results are in, and it was a close-run thing:

HONOURABLE MENTION to Racedo for
One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
and
Boeing said yup you saved $1 Billion on the new AF1 but we made some cutbacks.

CONSOLATION PRIZES to all who submitted entries about the President's possible bathmophobia.

RUNNER UP is Dan Gerous with
One small step for a man, one giant break for mankind.

WINNER of the Coffman Starter Trophy this week is Big Pistons Forever with

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What are you waiting for ! Getting moving ! The alternate fact is the stairs are here !
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It's just bouncing down the stairs to you; we all devoutly hope it doesn't get damaged.
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Old 26th May 2017, 07:26
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PN - appreciated - have a good weekend - W
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Old 26th May 2017, 07:32
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Wander. Tell me, did you look it up?
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Old 26th May 2017, 07:38
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No, it was remembering the alleged reason for his hioldiing Mrs M's hand descending some steps at the WH.
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Old 27th May 2017, 15:56
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Where's BPF?
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Old 27th May 2017, 16:21
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I've got a pic if you want the runner up to step in.
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