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Old 18th Apr 2017, 20:03
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"It's a perfectly logical solution. Prince Charles wanted to fly in a tanker to Somalia, and the Prime Minister wanted to fly in a tanker to Jordan."
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 20:20
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Say again tower, we were cut off.
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 20:39
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Gordon: Any word on that flight yet?
Airport Info: Yes sir, she landed safely after she was attacked and fired on by Kim Fat Wun. She came in on one wing and a prayer
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 21:13
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I told you those laser-pointers are getting a touch too powerful.
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 21:48
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Telling Staish can't be in 2 F****** places at once proved my undoing., he showed me how its done, size 10s applied can hurt.
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Old 18th Apr 2017, 21:49
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Untied Airlines at work.
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Old 19th Apr 2017, 01:42
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Stealth Technology takes an in year budget cut...
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Old 19th Apr 2017, 03:18
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Bloggs why are you surprised ? This is a British Airline and like Britain 52 % voted to leave and 48% voted to remain...
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Old 19th Apr 2017, 03:19
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The Airplane like BPF, only got an honorable mention.....
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Old 19th Apr 2017, 03:20
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Well it was Trumps idea but he got bored and lost interest before it was finished.....
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Old 19th Apr 2017, 03:54
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Is that part of Trumps fleet 'steaming to N. Korea'???
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Old 19th Apr 2017, 09:11
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Accountants come up with a plan to cut aircraft costs by 50% and flight crew costs by 100%.
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Old 19th Apr 2017, 09:18
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If Calsburg made aeroplanes.....
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Old 19th Apr 2017, 09:51
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You people are so cruel - it's just an airplane with Special Needs.
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Old 19th Apr 2017, 10:06
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United Airlines. If we want you off, you're gone.
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Old 19th Apr 2017, 12:20
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It proved impossible to release Dr. Dao's grip on the arm rests, so drastic measures were employed.
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Old 19th Apr 2017, 12:28
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Airbus post Brexit
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Old 19th Apr 2017, 12:32
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How the Langoliers should have ended.
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Old 19th Apr 2017, 13:38
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Google Earth reveals that airports paint tarmac in order to inflate aircraft movement statistics.
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Old 19th Apr 2017, 13:42
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Originally Posted by pasta

Not Philadelphia either
Just an experiment.....
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