Caption competition

[pasta]

The DVLA had crushed Lt Gruber's tank when he forgot to renew his tax online, but he was still in a state of denial.

[Danny42C]

"I think it's an armoured Sinclair C-5, Sir !"

[racedo]

Must admit, twasn't a very good picture I gave you to work with
However CFS trophy is awarded to

DirtyProp
"Who's manning the side guns...?"
"That would be Hans."
"Where is he sitting?"
"Well...."


Over to you sir..............

[Danny42C]

Well done Dirtyprop ... Good Cap !

[Wensleydale]

And then Rainer realised that it was not street legal because he had forgotten to fit a bell.

[Wensleydale]

"Zat vil teach Guy Martin to overtake a German during ze TT".

[Buster Hyman]

^^^^^

*Not the next photo btw!

[Danny42C]

The first Teddy in space ?

[Pontius Navigator]

Danny, first the caption, then the photo?

[DirtyProp]

Oh wow!
Honored to receive the CFS trophy, many thanks!
Have a go with this one:

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Look into the eye, not around the eye, but into the eye. You are feeling very sleepy..................

[Pontius Navigator]

I can hear you but I can't see your screwdriver Sooty

[Pontius Navigator]

And of course the hi viz vest meant we could see him as he was sucked in

[pasta]

Why can't we use frozen chickens like everyone else?

[c52]

"CAN YOU HEAR ME AT THE BACK? I SAY, CAN YOU HEAR ME?....

I thought someone was meant to be sticking his head in at the other end"

[brokenlink]

H&S reviewd at German airline after engineer Franz Schzitt, slips and strikes his head on a turbine disk whist carrying out a routine inspection.

[Danny42C]

"My cap went in first, I tried to grab it and ..........!"

[Wander00]

Where are you , Sooty?

[Buster Hyman]

Ha, ha! Sucked in!!!

[Buster Hyman]

Do you see the Golden Rivet now?