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Old 27th Mar 2017, 20:40
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Too much buttock botox.
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Old 27th Mar 2017, 20:42
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But...but...but...
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Old 27th Mar 2017, 21:01
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I think they rather overdid the inflation for the colonoscopy. Now just be careful when you release the pressure.
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Old 27th Mar 2017, 21:03
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The docking proceedures for this one sure are complicated...
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Old 27th Mar 2017, 21:51
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"The job's never finished till the paperwork is done".
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 01:34
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If this Gal ever had to haul ass.....she would have to pack a bag lunch as it would be an all day job!
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 01:48
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She'll go far in this mans army, she is the biggest ar**hole of the lot.
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 01:49
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Crack on chaps
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 01:53
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We'll never get that aerobridge back...
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 01:57
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And from the Sun Newspaper:
'Kim Kardashians ar5e reaches such proportions that it now needs its own hangar...'
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 08:02
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Pink Floyd announce new remastered version of Dark side of the Moon!
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 09:33
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[Not a caption.]

Oops! I have just realised that I shall not be around later this week to take any decisions on who has won.

MPN 11, as current holder of the Coffman Starter Trophy, would you care to take on the arduous task at the appropriate time?

There don't seem to be many airship references so far. Perhaps people are concentrating on the other aspects of the photo?
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 12:28
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BEEP....BEEP....BEEP....BEEP....BEEP....
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 13:14
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"Ok, step three.... Remove the butt plug"
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 16:03
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What kind of gas did you fill her up with?
You don't wanna know!!!
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 16:04
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 16:09
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Have we got any paying pax for this thing yet??
Yessir! We're booked solid for the next 6 months. Strangely, all the pax seem to be Afro-American males...
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 16:10
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Oh lardy lardy lard...ass
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 16:12
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Ok Chief, wanna take her for a ride...?
I thought you'd never ask!
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Old 28th Mar 2017, 19:54
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How many tins of beanz did you eat last night
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