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27th Mar 2017, 16:19

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Danny42C

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I reckon elephantiasis !

27th Mar 2017, 16:21

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"Mission Control, we have lift-off !"

27th Mar 2017, 16:23

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"Oh! The huge manatee"

27th Mar 2017, 16:25

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"Pamela Anderson, eat your heart out !"

27th Mar 2017, 16:30

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"Now, that's what I call steatopygic !"

27th Mar 2017, 16:33

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I told you she had an over inflated sense of her importance.

27th Mar 2017, 16:33

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Shortest answer to the question has to be:

YES

27th Mar 2017, 16:45

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"So that is why sharp objects are prohibited in cabin luggage !"

27th Mar 2017, 16:47

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"Usually, of course, the girls have the Zeppelins at the front....."

27th Mar 2017, 16:49

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"What's happened ? ......"Explosive Decompression, I think, Captain !"

27th Mar 2017, 17:13

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"I've heard of 'Builder's Cleavage', but this is Something Else !"

27th Mar 2017, 17:19

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"I think we've just hit a bit of Clear Air Turbulence" ...... "Well, the air back there may have been turbulent - but it sure as hell ain't clear !"

27th Mar 2017, 17:23

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"HOW many seats did she have to book ?"

27th Mar 2017, 17:28

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Red Alert !

"Run for your lives, men - I think she's going to !"

27th Mar 2017, 17:55

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"Do you think we need to carry out NDT testing in case there is a hidden crack?"

"Not Really".

27th Mar 2017, 18:00

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Bloggs contemplates tying a plank to his arse and over dosing the Viagra.

27th Mar 2017, 18:12

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"Is that a dirigible, Bloggs?"

"No sir - I have my car keys in my pocket".

27th Mar 2017, 18:15

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A spelling mistake in the set requirement for the latest Star Trek film leads to an incorrect design for a Cardassian Space Cruiser.

27th Mar 2017, 18:40

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"Are you sure this is the nose?"

27th Mar 2017, 19:03

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OK, go on then, tear the a^se out of this.