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Old 23rd Mar 2017, 12:58
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They'll make a film of this you know and my name will be up there, played by... Edward Fox!
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Old 23rd Mar 2017, 13:01
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Yes, just there, in the wide blue yonder.

Hey, I like that, could make a good title for a film of the Battle of Britain. Must make sure Hollywood doesn't pinch it for some spam, how I won the war, film
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Old 23rd Mar 2017, 13:04
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"So, tell me Sir...where did you last see your Eagle?"


"It was just on the end ....here!"
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Old 23rd Mar 2017, 14:02
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In the propwash of Pontius N (#41789),
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Yes, just there, in the wide blue yonder...
"That's The Wide Blue Yonder we're ♫...Going Off To / Flying High - into the Sun ! ...♫ "
 
Old 23rd Mar 2017, 14:14
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He had a centre parting in his hair, a small moustache and walked around with his hand in the air like this.
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Old 23rd Mar 2017, 14:41
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I'll keep pointing, you keep pretending to look interested and hopefully this chap will hurry up and take the bloody photo!
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Old 23rd Mar 2017, 14:48
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"One day, lad, all this will be yours..."
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Old 23rd Mar 2017, 15:45
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I was on top of that hill when some swine jumped me and stole my forage cap!
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Old 23rd Mar 2017, 15:55
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Well I keep my forage cap in my belt when I wear my bowler, incidentally, where is yours?
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Old 23rd Mar 2017, 15:56
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Look you boyo, all the others have hi viz jackets like mine, where's yours?
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Old 23rd Mar 2017, 18:02
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"And that's Cumulus."
"Knob off, that's Fracto Stratus"
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Old 23rd Mar 2017, 18:09
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Am I still on 615 Sqn?"
"I'm not sure ... I will Czech."
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Old 23rd Mar 2017, 18:47
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"Look at that ridiculous Korean leader going past in his jet.... Wherever he goes, he's always got some idiot with a notebook nearby!"

"Errrr....!"
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Old 23rd Mar 2017, 19:46
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Bacon sandwich for me, Sausage one for Chalky over there and Baldrick the engine fitter wants 10 Woodbine's.
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Old 23rd Mar 2017, 22:09
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No sense of humour these German chappies. I roll inverted, come in over the top of him, slide back the hood and said "pull my finger".
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Old 23rd Mar 2017, 22:59
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"I'm a little tea pot, short and stout...."
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 00:22
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Wingco's behind those bushes over there, but I shouldn't disturb him if I were you, he's with the Station Commander's missus...
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 01:31
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 08:42
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How English Football fans imagine themselves when they play Germany.
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Old 24th Mar 2017, 10:28
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What's our NAAFI van doing up that tree? Has there been a raid?
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