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Old 16th Mar 2017, 09:19
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Thanks very much indeed Danny, and here's another one of a favourite CapCom star........

What do you mean I need helmet and fly suit? I leader, I can fly like this, no need talk any one.
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Old 16th Mar 2017, 09:43
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No Leader, the slip ball is in the instrument you no need use own balls, you can put them back in trousers now.
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Old 16th Mar 2017, 09:44
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You let go of my balls and I won't get you to hold a grenade whist I pull the pin


or


What is that funny sme............
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Old 16th Mar 2017, 11:39
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I not need copilot, already have General to carry can
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Old 16th Mar 2017, 13:08
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O Great One....when your younger Brother lights the Fuse....you will be out of here like a Rocket and do not worry....the Autopilot is programmed for a Glorious Landing with much fireworks and dramatic fanfare!
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Old 16th Mar 2017, 13:11
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"Slip of the tongue, oh great leader. When I said dog fight with your uncle, what I meant was..."
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Old 16th Mar 2017, 13:39
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What is that funny sme............
You do that in MY cockpit, Dear Leader, and I beat the rest of it out of you...
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Old 16th Mar 2017, 14:30
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No, the Angels are not here at present, now if we may continue, Captain Green will brief you on the roll of Spectrum
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Old 16th Mar 2017, 14:31
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"So you like wearing leather big boy"
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Old 16th Mar 2017, 14:33
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"Ah the head rest cover....well.. we can't have a grease ball like you messing up my ejector seat, can we"
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Old 16th Mar 2017, 14:35
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"You can try, but i don't think you will be able to fire more than one General out of it at a time"
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Old 16th Mar 2017, 14:38
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"You may be gworious Leader, but I am Sqwuadron Leader, so I out wank you"
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Old 16th Mar 2017, 15:05
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As a token of the People's adoration, Great Leader, and as a special treat, you'll be seeing your Honourable Father quite soon !
 
Old 16th Mar 2017, 15:11
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Dear Leader, did anyone ever compare your face to a smacked arse? No? Well...
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Old 16th Mar 2017, 20:48
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"No, it say canopy release, not canapé glorious leader"
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Old 16th Mar 2017, 21:55
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No glorious leader, grab the other joystick...
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 00:46
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"Sorry Dear Leader. We can't find a helmet to fit over your ridic..glorious haircut."
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 08:53
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"Of course it'll do Mach 3 -- (sotto voce) with you in it. Just point the nose down."

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Old 17th Mar 2017, 09:44
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Old 17th Mar 2017, 09:45
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"No, that is not a headrest cover, it is an embroidered hankie sent to you as a surprise gift from your brother."
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