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The difference between a Digger and a Roo....the Roo wears no hat and bathes more often.
In an effort to avoid embarrassing him, all the troops looked elsewhere while the Sarge tried to chat up that "funny looking local lass".
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"No you're not a soldier. You're a Marsupial, of the Order Diprotodontia ... and that's not a medal."
The Combat by Champions was about to begin....the smart money was not on Cpl Hyphen-Smyth.
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"I asked for a wooly jumper from the QM, and he issued me with this?!"
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"When they said we had a new officer, I didn't expect a genuine Roopert"
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"Two fat legs, two arms, bad breath, big ears, ugly as sin, and known for having a hairy tail..... yup, you qualify, welcome to the WRAC's"
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"Two fat legs, two arms, bad breath, big ears, ugly as sin, and known for having a hairy tail..... yup, you qualify, welcome to the WRAC's"
"A Rack? Isn't that something that gets screwed up against a wall?"
"And....?"
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"Sorry, mate, I'm not in to endurance running." 
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Some good use of puns in this one...and when I say good, I mean awful! 
Honourable mention to Nutty for patiently typing Skippy's dialogue out and adding the correct emphasis...
However, runner up is MPN11 with;
But the CST trophy goes to TIEW!!! with;
Honourable mention to Nutty for patiently typing Skippy's dialogue out and adding the correct emphasis...
"Tttt TTTTTT tttt tTTTTT ttt TTTT ttttt TTttt"
The Officers Mess tentage in the background was cunningly camouflaged.
There was a battle of wits going on, and Bruce was not winning it.
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"I say my Dear, one always thought, the lady wore the chastity belt."