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Old 19th Jan 2017, 13:31
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Mabel, you told us the advert said it would "be delivered in discrete packaging".
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Old 19th Jan 2017, 18:21
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"When I joined, I was told I would be handling weapons, which sounded much more fun than this."
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Old 19th Jan 2017, 18:26
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Matter of Opinion ?

THIS IS NOT A CAPTION.
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Pork Swords ?

D.
 
Old 19th Jan 2017, 19:30
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Last time I get something from Amazon!
I ordered a rabbit and look what they sent me...!
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Old 19th Jan 2017, 19:36
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Originally Posted by Danny42C
♫...." Oh, what a beauty ! I've never seen one as big as that before"...
That's not what we heard, Amelia....


Credits to Danny!
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Old 19th Jan 2017, 22:18
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Originally Posted by Danny42C
THIS IS NOT A CAPTION.
MPN11,

Pork Swords ?

D.
AKA Mutton Daggers in Liverpool....
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Old 20th Jan 2017, 07:21
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I'll have a judge later this afternoon. (not Rinder before you comment).
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Old 20th Jan 2017, 08:59
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"This one runs on compressed air Doris...."

"I still prefer the electric version Mavis, I can get batteries for that"
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Old 20th Jan 2017, 09:11
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"Ere, Doris. Are you sure this is step two after a CO2 cartridge from the wardroom fire extinguisher?"
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Old 20th Jan 2017, 09:51
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You know Beatrice, one day a bunch of those lads in the mess room are going to create a capcom competition and we'll never hear the end of this. I never even got a chance to do my hair.
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Old 20th Jan 2017, 09:54
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NOT A CAPTION
Danny and Buster have decoded successfully
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Old 20th Jan 2017, 09:57
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Bite the pillow Doris, we're going in dry!
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Old 20th Jan 2017, 11:35
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"What's the rope for??"
"It's to heighten your pleasure"
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Old 20th Jan 2017, 11:37
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"Stop rubbing that Pom Pom shell girls, it will never fit in the breach!"
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Old 20th Jan 2017, 11:38
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One could tell Doris was a natural at handling big loads.
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Old 20th Jan 2017, 12:04
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"What's the rope for??"

"So the Sarge can pull it out again..."
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Old 20th Jan 2017, 12:27
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"Ha... and they think the all male carriage gun team pulls a big un, I've pulled bigger in the Naafi Bop."
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Old 20th Jan 2017, 14:04
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"And Nell came down next morning early -
More a woman than a girlie........"
 
Old 20th Jan 2017, 14:15
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"When I said I was up for a big bang tonight this isn't quite what I expected!"
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Old 20th Jan 2017, 14:32
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"I say Mabel, who invited Alan Davies along?"
" I did, I really liked him in Jonathan Creek; now push or else we'll all be up a creek."
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