Caption competition
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The Bandar-Log.
Divided Destinies
"It was an artless Bandar and he danced upon a pine,
And much I wondered how he lived, and where the beast might dine,
And many many other things, till, o’er my morning smoke,
I slept the sleep of idleness and dreamt that Bandar spoke.
He said:—“O man of many clothes! Sad crawler on the Hills!
“Observe, I know not Ranken’s shop, nor Ranken’s monthly bills!“
I take no heed to trousers or the coats that you call dress;
“Nor am I plagued with little cards for little drinks at Mess".
(Rudyard Kipling).
"An' what you lookin' at ?"
(Not Rudyard Kipling)
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I know that after the hairy landing the Staish demanded the chumps eyesight was checked but are you sure quite sure this is what he meant Sir.
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Judging time, thanks for all the entries!
Runner up is Buster with:
"His eyes are still too trustworthy....lets go with Trump instead..."
Winner of the Coffman Starter Trophy is Wensleydale with:
"A possible Buccaneer pilot he may be, but if we can't cure him of getting over excited whenever he hears "Bananas Bananas" then he is chopped."
Over to you, Wensleydale!
Runner up is Buster with:
"His eyes are still too trustworthy....lets go with Trump instead..."
Winner of the Coffman Starter Trophy is Wensleydale with:
"A possible Buccaneer pilot he may be, but if we can't cure him of getting over excited whenever he hears "Bananas Bananas" then he is chopped."
Over to you, Wensleydale!
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"I don't know about you girls, but this is the second time I have had to push this bloody torpedo for this competition"
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Most girls made use of the fire extinguisher gas cylinder for amusement, but Big Bertha was in class of her own.
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I don't know about you girls, but this is the second time I have had to push this bloody torpedo for this competition
Sorry chaps - if this has been used recently, then I can post another if the consensus is there. (My original photograph did not want to show so I went to an old favoured website). W
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Don't worry, that's my caption, it was a while ago and it is a good picture 
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Glady's decided a battering ram was needed to get into the male accommodation.
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In the Navy, it's enough to make you cry
In the Navy, just don't get it in your eye....
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Dealing with the ship's mascot elephant's "time of the month" took some real determination.
