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"Look here, Chimp - if you don't open your mouth, we won't be able to test this new-fangled electric toothbrush to see if it makes all your teeth fall out. Can't understand why you're being so uncooperative."
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Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
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Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
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"Doctor, what's this 'Don't Tell' they keep talking about?"
"Sorry mate, those teeth are too perfect, you do not qualify for Her Majesty's service."
The Boffins thought if they could keep the Chimp's Mind from wandering....the technique could prevent Pilots from doing the same.
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"You better 'urry up boss, 'e was collard by the SWO on 'is way across 'ere and 'e's got him booked in at three, for a short back and everyfing"
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Hoskins. Why have you given it a Necklace?
Well, I remember you saying something about lipstick on a pig and just thought I'd try something else.
Well, I remember you saying something about lipstick on a pig and just thought I'd try something else.
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"Ere boss, no wonder you can't see anything through it, you've picked up SACW Smiths vibrator"
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"Oohhh... I wonder what she's using?"
