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Old 12th Jan 2017, 08:03
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The young Boris undergoes his security vetting

"Give us a kiss, I'll tell you what you want to know"
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 08:04
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"Smithers, mark this one down as a PG rating"

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Old 12th Jan 2017, 08:16
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Are you sure that the Junior Ranks Mess wouldn't prefer to have Rachel Riley as the guest of honour for the Christmas Party?
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 08:28
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RAF Regiment canduidate you say
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 08:56
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"Well it's your own silly fault for letting him play with a bottle of superglue".
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 09:22
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I fly rocket ships, wadda you do?
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 09:40
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I know the future by interpreting the patterns in a monkey's eyes, and I can inform you that what you are holding will one day be called, errm, I-P-A-D.
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 09:46
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It's amazing what you can train them to do. I've got that one pretending he can write, and this one to close one eye when I kiss his nose.
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 11:08
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you say he was found underneath the DC6 flightpath
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 11:32
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"Nope, sod all brains in there, put him down for the Regiment.."
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 11:36
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"Careful, he could be another French Spy..."


For those that do not know

http://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK...lepool-Monkey/
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 11:40
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"Look, as long as he passes the medical, anything will be better than Trump"
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 11:47
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"Errr boss, he's sh*tting on the table, and I now know why they call him Bubbles..."
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 11:48
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"Brexit negotiation team undergo their final medicals before being deployed to Brussels"
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 12:31
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I see no Magic...get that Pigsy chap in here at once!
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 12:33
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"Better tell the BBC that our tests suggest that they may well have left one of their £100,000 robot chimps somewhere in the jungle..."
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 12:44
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"Darling, this is miscegenation"...."Yes - but who cares ?"
 
Old 12th Jan 2017, 13:34
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If your eye sight is that bad how can you judge mine?
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 13:46
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Pilot training for him....as he cannot walk and carry a Nav Bag at the same time!
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 13:51
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"I haven't been up this close to such an ugly bitch, since that little tête-à-tête with Fg Off Droopy Draws at last years Summer Ball"
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