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Old 10th Jan 2017, 10:20
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'Ere Nobby, when you said you was duckin' down the back for a slash, what exactly did you mean?
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Old 10th Jan 2017, 14:35
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"Well, what did you expect when you got it at a war-surplus auction ?"
 
Old 10th Jan 2017, 14:58
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"One careful Lady owner, my boy, and in perfect condition. You can bet your shirt on it."

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Old 10th Jan 2017, 16:30
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"It seems the trees on the approach have grown a bit since we were here last...!"
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Old 10th Jan 2017, 18:21
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"You think this looks rough ? Go and have a look at the Approach lights !"
 
Old 10th Jan 2017, 18:25
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"OK, so this Arrestor Hook idea is a fail. Shall we try Brakes next?"
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Old 11th Jan 2017, 07:23
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Ok, so you're all here to see the golden rivet right?
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Old 11th Jan 2017, 12:29
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Ok scores on the doors are

( seems we have a lot of potty humour on this one, )

2ND Danny with

"All right, you can punch your way out of a paper bag, Hoskins !"

3RD is Jims Brother with

"Let that be a lesson to you - when you're swinging the compass, don't let go."

And bum roll....... the winner is Squeaker with

Ok that must be what they really meant when they said "Skin inspection required".



Special mention for PN with


Don't look now but I think skinny in the brown shorts has a ferret in there

And VM you should have entered

I feel sorry for the poor chap on the left having to hold it up on his own.




And my one I would have posted was,

"Well that's the shirts eaten and we are still hungry, any other ideas Bart?... Eat my shorts....."


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Old 11th Jan 2017, 13:14
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Squeaker - a worthy winner !
 
Old 11th Jan 2017, 16:18
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
I told you that naming it the "Rainbow Warrior" wasn't a good idea!
Curiously there was an interview on Radio 4 this morning with someone on-board when she sank.
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Old 11th Jan 2017, 18:21
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Was he or she French?
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Old 11th Jan 2017, 18:32
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American, the French IIRC were under it not in it
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Old 11th Jan 2017, 21:41
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Thanks Nutty, will look for a picture shortly!
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Old 11th Jan 2017, 22:11
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Ok let's try this one.
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 02:44
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"..and he says he needs more tea you say?"
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 07:08
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Sorry, it appears you're might be too mature to be a Harrier pilot.
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 07:35
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His eyes are still too trustworthy....lets go with Trump instead...
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 07:37
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We allowed women to become aircrew and so we are also going to try with this one!
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 07:40
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A possible Buccaneer pilot he may be, but if we can't cure him of getting over excited whenever he hears "Bananas Bananas" then he is chopped.
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 07:56
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Get away with you, gazing into my eyes won't work, you can't have a flight in my Chimpmonk
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