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Old 4th Jan 2017, 13:19
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"Welcome back aboard Wrongway!
Oh, FYI, the CAG, Captain and the Admiral request a moment of your time at your earliest convenience. Bring your hat."
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Old 4th Jan 2017, 15:27
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Old 4th Jan 2017, 19:43
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Pilot- "WTF you looking at? You never seen a Banshee before."
Crewman at bottom left- "You boarded from the Port side didn't you Sir."
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Old 5th Jan 2017, 09:34
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"I said paint a Banshee.... NOT a Banksy"
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Old 5th Jan 2017, 09:39
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BTW it could be worse change the stars to B LOG spot

https://4.bp.********.com/-1csab-RobzI/V4m20M2TJLI/AAAAAAAB3oY/4QtzIDCRrP4Hq5qKbvhONBfIHu3rYs_lACLcB/s1600/c01b.jpg


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Old 5th Jan 2017, 09:53
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Well Nutty certainly sorts this one out:

Originally Posted by Dan Gerous
Pilot- "WTF you looking at? You never seen a Banshee before."
Crewman at bottom left- "You boarded from the Port side didn't you Sir."
I guess he parked it with the 'clean' side to flyco.
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Old 5th Jan 2017, 09:57
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All right. Go and paint the whole ship to match.
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Old 5th Jan 2017, 10:04
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...and then the pilot selected sub-titles on his JTIDS controller.
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Old 5th Jan 2017, 14:10
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Seems the President saw the Caption Competition photo, and ordered all his carriers to rtb for inspection... (see here)
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Old 5th Jan 2017, 14:26
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"Oh no... it must be a mirage!"
"No, Sir, look closer - it's still a Banshee."
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Old 5th Jan 2017, 14:37
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But I thought that all messages are sent via a carrier wave.....
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Old 5th Jan 2017, 14:45
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale
But I thought that all messages are sent via a carrier wave.....
Yes - using the FM principle, I believe.
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Old 5th Jan 2017, 14:59
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"Hoskins, when I gave you the wave-off, I didn't mean that sort of a wave !"
 
Old 5th Jan 2017, 15:04
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Old 5th Jan 2017, 15:17
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A simple "Dolphin 75, 71" would have saved paint.
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Old 5th Jan 2017, 20:26
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"Another fine mess you've got into, Hoskins !"
 
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I think she's had the painters in.
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Old 5th Jan 2017, 23:09
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Well, you did park in the rough end of the ship!
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Old 6th Jan 2017, 09:50
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What happened first? Out of paint, out of space or out of time?

Maybe Shy Torque is otherwise busy.
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