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"Oh Tracey, can it get any lower?"
"Be quiet, Ewald. And, for goodness' sake, bend over some more - people might see you."
"But what about him?"
"What about who?"
"Him! Him up on the wing."
"Oh, him! Well, you see they way he's got a cable wrapped round him and he's holding his arms extended?"
"Err, y-e-e-e-s...?"
"That's the Strictured Outreach everyone keeps asking about."
"Oh, Tracey, (sigh) you are a wizard! Tell me again about how I'm helping raising awareness of science and technology by hiding down here..."
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"It's OK, Sir - I remember now, I left them on the bridge."
Nutty, Buster, and Jim decided to get an early start on the Ship's Panto Night.
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"Ahh the smell of the sea, It's salty, seaman............ I know replied Buster"
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"What do you mean we're the bait on the end of the line?"
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"Skipper, this ship we're visiting, why do they call it the good ship lollipop?"
"They haven't been ashore for the duration, so rumour has it a lot of sucking and licking goes on"
"They haven't been ashore for the duration, so rumour has it a lot of sucking and licking goes on"
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"Are you sure there was a prop on the front?"
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"I joined the navy to feel a man, and if you keep bending over like that Nav, you're first on my list"
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The Mechanics name was Nutty.
By God he was so 'slutty'
Saw Hoskins off his feet,
Jumped out of his seat.
And filled the crack with Putty.
By God he was so 'slutty'
Saw Hoskins off his feet,
Jumped out of his seat.
And filled the crack with Putty.
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"Should we hoist a flag now?"
"No, the pendant will suffice."
"No, the pendant will suffice."