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Old 12th Jun 2007, 18:28
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If you think these tablets are big, you should see the size of the dishwasher!
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Old 12th Jun 2007, 22:09
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The drinks order is back from the mainland - who ordered coke????
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Old 12th Jun 2007, 22:39
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Guy to rear.
"Just my luck. I get the Capri Sun with no straw again"
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Old 12th Jun 2007, 22:58
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The pilots weren't happy about their new personal tiedowns, they really wanted to sleep below decks like the rest of the crew.

Or: "Really sorry chaps - they only had Menu B again".
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Old 12th Jun 2007, 23:09
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"Package for Bond. Package for a J. Bond................"
 
Old 13th Jun 2007, 04:53
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The blackhand gang were impressed with the ease of maintenance of the new flotation devices for such a large helicopter.

The aircrew less so.
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Old 13th Jun 2007, 05:21
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Sorry guy's, the key for the bully beef tins fell out of the door when we hit some CAT.
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Old 13th Jun 2007, 05:33
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The shopping was unsually good when the RN's det to the FI have leave on the mainland.

OR


(well that's what their eyes will look like after)
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Old 13th Jun 2007, 08:33
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Who needs a helicopter to get high??!

or

Sniff some of this stuff and the defence watches will just fly by!
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Old 13th Jun 2007, 08:50
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"Right who's been trying to weigh us down again. I've told you these things hardly fly as it is"
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Old 13th Jun 2007, 11:02
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iPods are in lads....
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Old 13th Jun 2007, 11:09
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The lads carry in some of Ldg Seaman Turney's tobacco resupply.
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Old 13th Jun 2007, 11:58
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Chief, could you inform the Flight Commander that new Nav Bags he ordered from the Caz Leavey Samsonite range have arrived.
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Old 13th Jun 2007, 13:21
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"Boss, I think we need another FOD plod".
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Old 13th Jun 2007, 15:22
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Only Fools and Horses
It is official Del Boy and Rodney have joined RN
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Old 13th Jun 2007, 18:38
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"Is it just me or is eBay is getting to be a right pan in the arse?"
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Old 13th Jun 2007, 18:42
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Delivery of the two slightly discoloured Viagra tabs for the friendly whale!
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Old 13th Jun 2007, 18:43
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Just posted in from the AT fleet chaps, where do we park our wallets?
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Old 13th Jun 2007, 21:14
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The Navy Video Returns......

"Mama just killed a man, put a gun against his head - ripped his Smack off now he's dead"
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Old 16th Jun 2007, 09:59
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OOOOH! This has again become a dormant thread!!

Had to locate it on page 3!!
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