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Old 24th May 2016, 12:55
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I thought you said you'd played the Tuba before...
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Old 24th May 2016, 13:16
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Sorry for being Late on Parade chaps ... more pressing priorities this morning to contend with. I'm now able to sit in 'Judgement'
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Old 24th May 2016, 13:37
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Splendid contributions from all, as usual ... the following three caused me to chuckle the most

1st Place & Winner : PingDit

OK Smith, comfy in there? Firing in 3, 2, 1 ...
2nd Place & Runner Up : Arm Out The Window

I say, that Ogilvie fellow said the chances of anything coming from Mars were a million to one, but that certainly doesn't look like any bloody weather balloon I've ever seen!
3rd Place & Tail End Charlie : ShyTorque

This is great - my willie looks much bigger using this!

Clearly all a bit of fun ... so no disrespect intended to the CO of the UK Death Star Complex, secretly located in somewhere called North Yorkshire ?

PM sent to Ping ...

Cheers ...

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Old 24th May 2016, 13:56
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Many thanks Coff! It's been soooo long!
And now for something completely different....

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Old 24th May 2016, 14:36
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A mock-up of how Donald Trump see's the refurbishment of 'Air Force One' IF he becomes President ... with a back to the 60's styling
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Old 24th May 2016, 14:52
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I guess those in the "after turbulence" picture aren't quite so immaculately coiffured.....
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Old 24th May 2016, 15:19
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"Who? Rodger the Cabin Boy? Of course he's not gay Darling, but he does lay on the fake tan a bit don't you think?"
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Old 24th May 2016, 15:19
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"Oh, but you should see the slop we serve in Economy!"
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Old 24th May 2016, 15:20
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"...and when Margaret Thatcher saw my uniform, well, she covered me with a handkerchief!"
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Old 24th May 2016, 15:22
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"No, we couldn't afford Cliff Richard, but we picked up this impersonator in Jamaica though..."
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Old 24th May 2016, 15:28
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Someone tell the guys at Qantas 'down-under' that colour digital photography has been invented and fashions are a little more ... progressive these days
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Old 24th May 2016, 15:37
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They call it colour coordination my dear, only in this case they coordinated us with the curtains in a cheap down town brothel frequented by management.





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Old 24th May 2016, 15:39
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"Yes, they spent so much on the jacket they couldnt afford the shirt and tie".
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Old 24th May 2016, 15:43
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Its funny...the Sentinel doesn't look this big from the outside!
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"yes, we dispensed with the overhead bins to give it a feeling of much more space..... your baggage? ohh that's probably still sitting on the apron being rifled through by the baggage handlers for anything valuable"
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Old 24th May 2016, 15:45
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"And I've put a nice sedative in with your Tea, as it will calm you down when Mr O'Leary brings on the other 30 seats planned for this area."
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Old 24th May 2016, 15:48
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"Its Compo tea and fly biscuits, nothing but the best for our military customers"
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Old 24th May 2016, 15:56
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.........and then you woke up - with a barrel of lard on one side and a howling infant on the other !

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Old 24th May 2016, 16:04
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An Anderson shelter - Gerry Anderson style.
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"Well of course I love your outfit, dear.
Just the same, I do wish you'd watch where you're pouring that stuff!"
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