Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"No, Sir, you're supposed to blow down it to inflate the bag"

[Wensleydale]

At BMEWS Fylingdales, the Commanding Officer demonstrates the UK's contribution to technical equipment spending on the site.

[Danny42C]

"I think the last man in the Air Force has turned out all the lights !"

[Surplus]

Oh no, I've got my eyebrow caught in the focusing knob again. (With a nod to a certain commissioned Air Eng on the kipper fleet - I promised not to tell anybody, but I think the 25 year limit is up, sorry Bill)

[Wensleydale]

I think that we ought to send the Warrant Officer to tell him that you can only see the Milky Way at night!

[Danny42C]

"Cor - it ain't 'arf dark in 'ere, Mum !"

[Wander00]

What's that title - "Debbie does Kinloss"?

[Danny42C]

"I think it lets him see round corners !"

[Danny42C]

"I think it gives him a preview of the next Defence Review"......"So what's the bin bag for ?" ........."That's for him to clear his desk !"

[Pontius Navigator]

The RAF' s low cost laser anti-IRBM intercept system can be operated in a shirt sleeve environment.

[Arm out the window]

"I say, that Ogilvie fellow said the chances of anything coming from Mars were a million to one, but that certainly doesn't look like any bloody weather balloon I've ever seen!"

[Ascend Charlie]

Sqn Ldr Skywalker was getting right into R2-D2's colonoscopy.

[c52]

The scientific search for recyclable waste in the landfill bin.

[CoffmanStarter]

Last Orders Gents

[NutLoose]

Scroggins soon realised this block inspection was going to be a bitch when the CO started with the bins.

[WeeJeem]

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[NutLoose]

Last Orders Gents

We must be having a lock in

[WeeJeem]

"Actually, Sir, it's much more of a challenge to not see Tim Peake..."

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Well blow me down Hoskins! I can see your house from here!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

I don't know what he thinks he's doing. He did the same thing last weekend to the Squadron orchestra's tuba!