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Old 20th May 2016, 10:07
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I can see all these tiny funny shaped cars.
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Old 20th May 2016, 10:10
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Wassat Sir?....Pitch black you say?......Umm, might I suggest opening your right eye sir?
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Old 20th May 2016, 10:17
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Wassat Sir?....Huge green trees and enormous 6 legged aliens?....Could I just get you to stand back while I adjust it Sir?...Bloody thing has tilted itself down again!
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Old 20th May 2016, 10:35
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"OK Smith, comfy in there? Firing in 3, 2, 1..."
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Old 20th May 2016, 12:03
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"And as you can see Sir, the cone you are projecting is perfect for that LGB to fly down...... errrr be right back Sir"
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Old 20th May 2016, 12:40
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Terrible landing, Bloggs - but are you OK in there? The medics will be along in a minute, but don't worry, in my other hand I've got another pint of lager for you!
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Old 20th May 2016, 13:32
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Scroggins was beginning to wonder if what he had was catching when the SMO said he would examine him from a distance.
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Old 20th May 2016, 14:20
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...and if you look closely, you'll be able to see what we got with our investment in the F35 program.
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Old 20th May 2016, 15:05
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"I don't remember my butler seeing that!"
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Old 20th May 2016, 15:57
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mmm, it seems that your butt DOES look big in this..
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Old 20th May 2016, 17:45
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Old 20th May 2016, 19:02
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"Shouldn't this be installed somewhere nice, instead of in the middle of a field?"
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Old 20th May 2016, 19:07
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"And ... hold it ... watch the birdie ..." Click
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Old 20th May 2016, 22:25
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Needing to justify his requisition of a new borescope, the Engineering Officer declared the Stations compost bins fit for service.
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Old 21st May 2016, 00:58
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Wg Cdr Smyth-Cum-Lightly was deeply honoured to be officiating when the light at the end of the tunnel was formally extinguished.
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Old 21st May 2016, 02:22
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I can see clearly now the planes have gone...
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Old 21st May 2016, 06:00
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The MOD have released images of the first man to see the light at the end of the tunnel!
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Old 21st May 2016, 06:57
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It's the justification for the TSR2 cancellation. Hard to see, but there it is...
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Old 21st May 2016, 07:46
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Old 21st May 2016, 08:32
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"Change and decay all around I see"........"Well, what do you expect, Sir, in a bin bag with the dustmen on strike ?"
 

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