Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"Well, I used to fly a Hovercraft before I got this job, and I suppose I must've, sort of, acted from force of habit......."

[Wensleydale]

But the captain kept shouting "Use Left Bank" at me all the way down the approach!

[DirtyProp]

Scroggins, when the Mgmt said "Incentives for fleet renewal", they meant.....oh, forget it!

[Danny42C]

"I don't really think you've found your true métier yet, have you, Hoskins ?"

[Danny42C]

All together, now:

"♫......Friend-ship, Friend-ship, a great big beautiful Friend-ship.....♫"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

And that's After Shut Down check list complete. I'll just pass a couple of things on to the engineers and, ah, which way to the crew bus do you reckon?

[Danny42C]

"I've got Vertigo !"........"Yes, it's a long way to my place, too"....

(all right, I'm not staying long)

[Pontius Navigator]

When I said we may have to ditch it I meant if the engines failed

[Hempy]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Unfortunately I allowed the First Officer to handle our 'landing'. As this is the last PA I will ever make, I hope you've had a pleasant flight.

Please refer to the Flight Attendants if you have any enquiries as to your connections. Have a lovely day *bang*".

[Danny42C]

"....If we deploy the starboard escape chute, we can hop off and thumb a lift !...."

[ValMORNA]

"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into."

[Big Pistons Forever]

Ground: Say intentions
Captain: Well I always wanted to take up chicken farming......

[Big Pistons Forever]

Well at least after this landing the airplane is still right side up.

[Danny42C]

ValM,

Check #35115......"Snap !"

Danny.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

"Now just bring the power up slowly on the starboard engine and she should fly herself right out of this"

[Danny42C]

"Well what did you expect ? - with First Officer Calamity Jane !"

[Buster Hyman]

We've got a check Captain in the right hand seat today, but he forgot to leave his wallet in the crew room.

[Danny42C]

Buster,

Small correction: "an ex - check Captain !"

[Danny42C]

"So you thought you'd vary the monotony a bit, did you, Hoskins ?"

[Buster Hyman]

You know the catering's bad when the crew try to hide from the caterers...


*Danny, duly noted.