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Old 28th Apr 2016, 02:01
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...the difference being that Sully actually got it to the river...
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Old 28th Apr 2016, 05:31
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Lucky the maintenance hangars are on this side!
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Old 28th Apr 2016, 05:33
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Gee boss, look on the bright side. It could have been raining.
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Old 28th Apr 2016, 07:16
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
Lucky the maintenance hangars are on this side!
Never mind that! Lucky the door's on this side!
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Old 28th Apr 2016, 07:51
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"Make your mind up, Hoskins - it has to be one or the other that you were trying to land on!"
 
Old 28th Apr 2016, 08:00
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"Damn ! Now you tell me that we're only on Third Party, Fire and Theft !"

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Old 28th Apr 2016, 08:05
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"We could say that we'd been highjacked, and he's scarpered......?"
 
Old 28th Apr 2016, 08:09
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"Well, Hoskins, that was one hellova bounce !"
 
Old 28th Apr 2016, 09:59
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.....so....did you end up getting the water out of your ear?
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Old 28th Apr 2016, 11:01
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"Well, we're in the AA, aren't we....?"
 
Old 28th Apr 2016, 11:18
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"The chap from the "Daily Mail" will be along any minute - have we worked out what we're going to say ?"........"We could fox him with 'windshear' and 'sudden downdrafts' and "air pockets" - it sounds good and'll keep him happy !" ........... "Or, better yet, we were heroically trying to avoid that school over there"....."but there isn't a school over there ?"....."there will be by the time the teatime edition hits the news-stands !"
 
Old 28th Apr 2016, 12:14
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"No, its better dead than red, not better dead and red"
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Old 28th Apr 2016, 14:15
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Gesundheit!
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Old 28th Apr 2016, 14:15
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So...tell me again how the Millennium Falcon fitted through that gap...
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Old 28th Apr 2016, 14:16
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"Say again QNH?"
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Old 28th Apr 2016, 14:50
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Skipper!! There was a sign back there says Grand National course. No problems, little more throttle on the starboard and we'll be over Beecher's Brook in a jiffy.
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Old 28th Apr 2016, 15:08
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The co-pilot needed a ditching drill for his quarterly stats!
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Old 28th Apr 2016, 15:44
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Ask them when the Honey Cart will be fixed? This is ridiculous!
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Old 28th Apr 2016, 15:57
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