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[622]

Err, Ground, I know you said caution the taxi way has minor subsidence....but come on!

[andytug]

"Now you know why I emphasised how dangerous it was to land off-centre on these new noise - cancelling sunken runways!"

[ShyTorque]

"I suggest we put our pilot's licences on the grass and back away slowly."

[Hempy]

'Bit early on the roundout there Hoskins'

[Hempy]

Go Greased Lightning your burning down the quarter mi....oh st.

[DirtyProp]

Any landing you can walk away from.....sorry, I forgot the rest of it.

[DirtyProp]

Does that mean I won't get my type rating...?

[pasta]

When he say, "Taxi, way behind us" I think he mean yellow taxi. With sign on roof.

[CoffmanStarter]

Sod it ! Ive spilt my Gin & Tonic ...

[pasta]

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are experiencing some mild turbulence. Please remain in your seats, with your seatbelts fastened and your window blinds closed.

[Danny42C]

"Looks like the end of a beautiful Friendship ???"

[Dan Gerous]

Quick, dump some fuel and I'll say I'm just marking our territory

[c52]

"One's escaped. Call security, and get me the builder of that wall NOW."

[CoffmanStarter]

[CoffmanStarter]

WIWOL We'd fly down a culvert like this at 750 Kts and under the sewer pipe you can just see ... But it was some time ago

[ShyTorque]

So that's what's meant by cross-country flying!

[CoffmanStarter]

'NorthWest AirLink Papa X-Ray from Tower ... The Bulldozer in you 2 o'clock was to take avoiding action on you !'

[DirtyProp]

....and that's how Reverse Mode works. The next lesson will be on how to file an accident report, and how to lie on your CV....

[Wander00]

And that is what nearly happened when they tried to autoland a Tri*

[NutLoose]

Well you're no Luke Skywalker, and there's no Womp Rat at the end of this trench either.