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It was at this point that the Instructor failed Norman for his Drone Pilot qualifications, and that was only after he shouted "I'm ploughing the field!"
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"Ahhh, that'll be Roger the cabin boy........open wide"
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Sir, under the new MFTS arrangements delivered by AFT ... we don't have enough aircraft to allow actual formation flying training ... so these new googles allow the student to formate on a virtual image while he or she is airborne 
Works in cloud too ...
Works in cloud too ...
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"What's that hanging down in front of my eyes?"
"Ahh that will be your virtual fringe, I bet you haven't seen one of those in a long time"
"Ahh that will be your virtual fringe, I bet you haven't seen one of those in a long time"
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Now, just to be a bit daring, and inspired by last week's Academy Awards, I shall be carefully and conscientiously accrediting caption kudos by category, and then finally announcing Best Overall Caption.
As a special treat, Ivor Biggun will be entertaining us part-way through with one of his well-known and well-loved songs.
Bearing in mind last week's wee controversy at the Oscars,
we're starting with the "Most Inclusive" caption. And the winner is
"Get me my dreadlocks and piano...then tonight Matthew, I'm going to be....Stevie Wonder"
The award for "Most Classical" caption goes to
"...Then felt I like some watcher of the skies. When a new planet swims into his ken..."
And ShyTorque returns to the podium to pick up again, this time for the "Decade's Most Obscure" caption
"Can you hear me, Mother?"
# I'm a ...#
........
# ... pudd #
Thank you, Ivor. Now back to the awards, and winner of the "Black Box Baffles Boss's Brains" category is
Well I'm not surprised you can't see the VR image, Sir. That's my lunchbox.
The "We All Know This Is Actually What'd Happen In Real Life" award goes to
Ok chaps, while he's up there dancing among the cumulus, 10 pounds to the first one to get a peanut in his mouth from here.
And finally, cleaning up (?) in the "Most Coffee Sprayed Over Screen And Keyboard" category and hence Best Overall Caption is....
Using the latest technology, the Nav still couldn't find his a#$e with both hands.
So it's goodnight from me, and it's hello from him - ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Surplus! 
As a special treat, Ivor Biggun will be entertaining us part-way through with one of his well-known and well-loved songs.
Bearing in mind last week's wee controversy at the Oscars,
we're starting with the "Most Inclusive" caption. And the winner is
Originally Posted by ShyTorque
"Get me my dreadlocks and piano...then tonight Matthew, I'm going to be....Stevie Wonder"
Originally Posted by Danny42C
"...Then felt I like some watcher of the skies. When a new planet swims into his ken..."
Originally Posted by ShyTorque
"Can you hear me, Mother?"
........
# ... pudd #
Thank you, Ivor. Now back to the awards, and winner of the "Black Box Baffles Boss's Brains" category is
Originally Posted by Roadster280
Well I'm not surprised you can't see the VR image, Sir. That's my lunchbox.
Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
Ok chaps, while he's up there dancing among the cumulus, 10 pounds to the first one to get a peanut in his mouth from here.
Originally Posted by Surplus
Using the latest technology, the Nav still couldn't find his a#$e with both hands.
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Originally Posted by CoffmanStarter
Mind you WeeJeem old chap he needed a cracking pic to pull it off
Is that enough? Now can I have my money?
