Caption competition

[ShyTorque]

Many a girl was disappointed upon discovering the real truth about "Donkey rig Dan" the infantry man.

[sadhatmo]

General Smythe couldn't help but think that they had pushed their diversity policy too far.

[Danny42C]

"You'd be stubborn, too, if you had this lot on your back !"

[exuw]

Squeaker is threatened with termination with extreme prejudice unless he judges this competition toot sweet.

[Buster Hyman]

The Democrats re enter the gun debate but this time, they're packing serious heat!

[SASless]

Flossie did flip her ears about a bit when the Lads lit off the Whizz Bang on her Saddle!

[cattletruck]

What's his name?
Taco Bill.

[squeaker]

Judging time! Thanks for all the entries.

I'm giving it to Danny42C for the simple but effective:

"It's got a kick like a Mule !"

Take it away Danny!

[Wander00]

Well done, Danny

[CoffmanStarter]

Well played Danny

[NutLoose]

"Broadsword calling Danny boy, Broadsword calling Danny boy, over."

[Danny42C]

squeaker,

You do me too much honour, Sir ! (and thank you all for your congratulations). Sorry for the delay. But I must now have to declare "OPEN HOUSE", I'm afraid.

Go to it, chaps. Danny.

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

If I may, i'd like to post this one.
Thank you Danny42C for calling Open House.

[Hydromet]

In the last purge, all the generals except one refused the blindfold when they fronted the firing squad.

[exuw]

...sixteen...seventeen...eighteen...

Rot? Rhy you all still here?

[exuw]

There was a clear stand-out winner of the DPRK Army's game of Top Trumps.

[Danny42C]

"I cannot see the Signal !"

[Arm out the window]

The Scottish Intelligence Corps agent's infiltration plan had worked very well ... until that fateful, hot day.

[Buster Hyman]

Gesundheit Comrade.

[Buster Hyman]

Oh, you so honoured. Grorious Reader has thrown his underwear at you!