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Old 4th Oct 2015, 11:08
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In my day, if they didn't salute properly, they got two written warnings and the third time, they were shot.

Ahh, here we are ... Chitty, Chitty, Bang Bang.
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Old 5th Oct 2015, 06:46
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We'll take a short cut, apparently the traffic's murder..
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Old 5th Oct 2015, 08:19
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I'll judge it tonight!
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Old 5th Oct 2015, 10:41
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Nutty and his Husband head off to Wensleys house for the judging!
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Old 5th Oct 2015, 11:29
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Ferdinand's bravado in ignoring threats from the radical arm of the Bosnian Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Ostriches would have tragic results.
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Old 5th Oct 2015, 12:13
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"He'll take in the sights alright, pistol ones"
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Old 5th Oct 2015, 12:27
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England's Head Coach, Stuart Lancaster, puts on a disguise and makes a quick exit from Twickengam this weekend
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Old 5th Oct 2015, 14:34
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"First twit that snickers at my hat will face the firing squad!"
"Dear, is that why our Army has no more Officers?"
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Old 5th Oct 2015, 14:37
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Sadly, the grand finale for the blockbuster "An Officer and a Gentleman" was something of a let-down...
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Old 5th Oct 2015, 16:01
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"God, I don't know about cross dressing, but you make an ugly women Buster, almost as bad as you make as a man"
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Old 5th Oct 2015, 16:06
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"I'm sorry dear, but when I go I've promised my car to our new driver, that chappy there, I think his name is Heydrich, that's it, Reinhard Heydrich"
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Old 5th Oct 2015, 18:08
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"D'you think this chap has The Knowledge ? That last driver got us lost - why don't they hurry up and invent satnavs !"
 
Old 5th Oct 2015, 19:38
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Judging time! Some good efforts although no-one picked up on the newspaper headline: "Archduke Ferdinand found alive. WW1 a mistake". However, I must award the gong to


Squeaker with:
"We'll take a short cut, apparently the traffic's murder.."




Well done all! Squeaker - take it away!
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Old 5th Oct 2015, 20:51
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Well done Squeaks
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Old 6th Oct 2015, 12:12
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Cheers (Cheese?) Wensleydale!

Lets see what you make of this:

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Old 6th Oct 2015, 12:20
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A-10 precursor!
With dual cannons!
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Old 6th Oct 2015, 12:23
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It works fine, but we still have some issues for the recoil...
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Old 6th Oct 2015, 12:31
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BEagle trials his new charcoal BBQ lighter
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Old 6th Oct 2015, 12:34
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I look a right ass with this thing strapped to my back
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Old 6th Oct 2015, 13:04
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The D-1's JATO variant,
required no launch-ramp.

Last edited by BASys; 6th Oct 2015 at 14:43.
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