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Old 30th Sep 2015, 14:23
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Do not concern yourself my dear, I assure you it's not a VW
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 14:27
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"Hang on to your hats, gents, milady's been on the curry again....Oops, sure enough, there she blows!"
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 14:44
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Well Dear, it's your own fault for telling one of Prince Phillips jokes....and no, I don't know how we will get that flower pot off your head!


(Sorry Wensleydale, stole your idea a little there!)
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 14:51
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Ja, mein Liebling, ist vot zer Englischers call a "Shooting Brake".
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 15:03
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Yes, my dear, the hospitality here is truly impressive.
Now, let's get the hell out of here before these wogs work out who we really are.
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 15:35
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"Jolly good! They've chucked a mattress in the back! We can have a bit of 'rumpy-pumpy' on the way there!"
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 15:36
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"Anyone here know how to remove an ostrich from ones head?"
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 15:40
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Shrecklick costume department here at Downton Abbey, don't you think, dear?
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 15:58
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Chill out. No need to rush. Sniper Alley won't be along for another eighty years or so yet.
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 17:11
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An ecstatic audience welcomes the new team of presenters to the set of the revamped BBC Top Gear show. (Chris Evans not pictured).
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 17:21
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A salutory lesson in proposing when drunk - the bride was so ugly the groom and two of the honour guard had to cover their eyes.
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 17:32
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Keep walking my dear ... I've nicked the lamp shade, but I don't think anyone has noticed yet
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 17:37
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I say Sir Fortescue Smythe is that a Charabang ? Most certainly my dear ... Hop in the back and I'll demonstrate
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 17:40
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The Guard of Honour was formed by the Royal Corps of Dismounted Tommy Coopers
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 17:49
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 17:55
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Only Seven Fuzzy Wuzzies to see us off ... The Empire is falling apart I tell you Rosemary old girl
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 18:42
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Baron Bomburst realised to his horror that he had set the wrong postcode in Chittys sat nav and this definitely was not Vulgaria!
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 18:43
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I know the corset is rather tight, but they still haven't noticed we've swapped clothes.
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 19:03
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Old 30th Sep 2015, 19:12
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