Caption competition
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I don't care what the Parachute Regiment say ... 'Health & Safety' requires the wearing of earplugs when traveling on the cargo deck. Have the Loadmaster 'insert' them if necessary Mr Scott 
"Lt Uhura seems to be having a particularly heavy time of it this month, Captain - we may need to get Dr McCoy to look into some kind of plugging procedure if this keeps up."
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"That new Starfleet academy cadet - what's her name, Carrie? - has certainly turned out to be a little less meek and mild than she first looked!"
OR:
"That new Starfleet academy cadet - what's her name, Carrie? - has certainly turned out to be a little less meek and mild than she first looked!"
Kirk: Starfleet says get rid of them the same way they deal with personal overages, PVR them.
Spock: "petting very roughly" is not a logical course of action.
Spock: "petting very roughly" is not a logical course of action.
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"They're gerbils Jim, it's the latest craze , they are seeing how many one can push up ones ass on the mess deck. Mr Scott currently holds the record, he has 7 in at the moment.
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Short and sweet is the way so its Judging time..
Honourable mention to Roadster280 with Captain, you won't discover this for another 40 years, but eventually, you will be famous for wearing a toupee. Mr Scott here has some samples for you to try.
Third Place is Buster with "We're taking them to the Enterprise's head sir. They're for removing Klingons... "
Second NutLoose "Jim, Mr Scott was only following your orders when you told him to beam up some more pussy, unfortunately a transporter malfunction means they have arrived all dead."
But first place is Wensleydale with 'They have arrived from Starfleet. They say that we no longer have to "Baldly Go Where No Man has Gone Before"'.
Good stuff Wensleydale, I thought you were robbed with the Eagle comment
, over to you.
Honourable mention to Roadster280 with Captain, you won't discover this for another 40 years, but eventually, you will be famous for wearing a toupee. Mr Scott here has some samples for you to try.
Third Place is Buster with "We're taking them to the Enterprise's head sir. They're for removing Klingons... "
Second NutLoose "Jim, Mr Scott was only following your orders when you told him to beam up some more pussy, unfortunately a transporter malfunction means they have arrived all dead."
But first place is Wensleydale with 'They have arrived from Starfleet. They say that we no longer have to "Baldly Go Where No Man has Gone Before"'.
Good stuff Wensleydale, I thought you were robbed with the Eagle comment
, over to you.
