Caption competition

[TyroPicard]

Warhorse calling Danny Boy....

[Hydromet]

Very well, time to call this one.

Honourable mentions to DANNY42C for the sheer bulk of entries, Fox3WheresMy Banana with

"Hello? MoD? I think you'll find the Minister meant to send a My Little Pony to his daughter, Amy; A-M-Y, no 'R'"

"Yes, we know that now, but she refuses to give back the tank, so you are stuck with it"

and Wensleydale for

No sergeant...when I said "Charge him" I meant put him on defaulters!.

Bronze goes to Hempy, for

The CO is directly behind me, you say?

Buster takes silver with

"...yep, got it...wind it up...check...wait, what? I put the key where???"

...and gold, with certificate for loquatiousness, goes to Fox3WheresMyBanana, for

"Well, I'll admit I'd 'ad a few. Last thing I remember I was in the bar at The Prancing Pony. I wake up this morning and I have no car, no wife, about 40,000 Roubles in large denomination notes, and an armoured horse.

And an Invite to Marquis of Cholmondley's Ball.
Tonight.
Dress: Leather."

F3WMB, you have control.

Many thanks to Coff for enlightening me on how to post pics.

[CoffmanStarter]

No worries Hydro ... pleased to help

Well played Fox3

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Well, we've all had nights like that haven't we?

Soldiers and animals - the theme continues..........

[CoffmanStarter]

Well you've heard of a Turkey stuffed with a Pheasant which has been stuffed with a Quail ... Well this is the Finnish equivalent ... Bend over Sven

[Wensleydale]

Let me demonstrate an example of the status of "Cat Five"!

[Art E. Fischler-Reisen]

"Well, Komrad - would your nice little pussy like some of my long sausage?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRZIII6qvbA

[PingDit]

"And where do you say you've been hiding this particular sausage Karl?"

[CoffmanStarter]

Dummkopf ! I said get me a Fräulein

[Buster Hyman]

Hand over the Pussy or the Weiner gets it!

[Buster Hyman]

Ok, Cat wins. That makes the Cat best & the Brat worst.....

[Buster Hyman]

Fritz, I really don't think demonstrating it to the Cat is going to make the circumcision any easier for it.

[dazdaz1]

You insert this up the cats bum and light the fuse, cat wanders on the street and BOOM!!!!! Tank gone.

[Buster Hyman]

You insert this up the cats bum and light the fuse, cat wanders on the street and BOOM!!!!! Pussy galore!

[Buster Hyman]

Seriously? That furball came out of this cat?

[CoffmanStarter]

Brilliant !!! ... A Cats Whisker and Six D Cells ...

Transmitting ... "Broadsword calling Danny Boy"

[CoffmanStarter]

[Wensleydale]

"Nein, Nein, Nein! Ze Kapitan ordered ein Kettenkraftrad - not ein Kitten und ein Kraft kase!"

[Wensleydale]

How to make the cat bark? Glue it onto a baking tray with the sticky cheese, cover it in petrol and drop a match onto it. The whole lot goes WOOF!

[Tom Joad]

So do we have the cat with sausage or sausage with cat?