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Old 19th Apr 2015, 08:01
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"I think they want us to go around, Captain"
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Old 19th Apr 2015, 08:08
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p.s as an aside

North Sentinel Island, home of the Sentinelese
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Old 20th Apr 2015, 11:56
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WTF did Hamlet know about the real slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? . . . . SFA.....that's what.
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Old 20th Apr 2015, 12:20
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World of Sport

Dickie Davies: "Sid Waddell, using the 'arrers' as a visual depiction, what is the power output of the engine of this Piper Comanche?"

Sid Waddell: "One Hundred andddd Eiggghttteeeeeeeeeyyyyyy!!!!"

Dickie Davies: Correct

STP
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Old 20th Apr 2015, 12:40
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Hoskins, did you dowload The Dallas Buyers Club into the IFE???
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Old 20th Apr 2015, 12:50
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I knew it was a mistake to make that last formation call to 'Feathered Arrow'
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Old 20th Apr 2015, 15:53
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Old 21st Apr 2015, 12:21
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Buyer.. So you claim the plane was once owned by Bob Marley?
Seller.. Yes man it's cool, look at the dreadlocks.
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Old 22nd Apr 2015, 07:30
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....and here it is folks: John Wayne's personal airplane!
As you can see, it has been preserved exactly the same since the Duke last used it.
Bids start at 500k, any offers?
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Old 22nd Apr 2015, 08:52
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Hoskins, that box of vortex generators was meant to do the WHOLE fleet!
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Old 22nd Apr 2015, 10:48
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OK, ready for undercarriage test in 3...2...1...
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 10:12
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You may as well judge it Nutty given the confusion over who was to post the pic
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 11:04
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Just got a PM from Nutty, I was under the impression that the previous winner was able to score it but couldn't find a piccie...

Anyroad, here goes:

3rd place F3WMB with "And that, Bloggs, is why you should read NOTAMs!

2nd place Wensleydale with "During testing, it was found that VMax was One Hundred and Eighty."

Winner is Roadster 280 with "Thank Christ it wasn't Tomahawks!!"

Take it away Roadster!
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 16:34
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Well played Roadster
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 17:01
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I wuz wobbed.... Well done Roadster
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 17:42
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Many thanks, Longhitter, and Nutty & Coff for the applause.

Targets up, watch and shoot, watch and shoot.


Last edited by Roadster280; 23rd Apr 2015 at 17:58. Reason: Add Nutty - it took me that long to find a photo!
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 17:57
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Is that a selfie pole you're holding there Sir ?
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 18:00
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I'll have a go at my own pic -

"That officer behind you needs about this much off her hair"
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 18:03
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"The Defence Secretary is over there. I'd like you to shoot him"

"Are you sure, Mr Williams?"

"Quite sure, Miss"
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Old 23rd Apr 2015, 18:08
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''Don't You Yell At Me, Mr Warwick!''


Well I thought it best to get that one out the way early ...
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