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Old 6th Dec 2006, 13:32
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Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
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Old 6th Dec 2006, 16:02
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What a tiny knob...
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Old 6th Dec 2006, 16:27
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"....and this little Piggy went....Wheeeeee! Wheeeee! Wheeee!"
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Old 6th Dec 2006, 16:30
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Flight crew felt that the upcoming smoking ban did not extend to FL250.
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Old 6th Dec 2006, 16:39
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The gay Harrier pilot, on hearing there were loads of knobs in the cockpit, just held out his hand and hoped...........
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Old 6th Dec 2006, 17:38
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"and then I said yes please, but only if you take your teeth out first - so she did - one by one!"
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Old 6th Dec 2006, 18:52
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"Harrier pilot picks up the amount of respect he has for Tristar pilots."
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Old 7th Dec 2006, 08:59
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so who is a big boy now
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Old 7th Dec 2006, 10:47
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The OASC test was still a puzzle, how do you flick snot out of a cockpit at FL240?
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Old 7th Dec 2006, 11:19
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Harrier pilot pays his respects to Tony Blair whilst the PM is on a base visit.
 
Old 9th Dec 2006, 20:33
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And The Winner Is..........................


In Third Place:

For their opposing views a joint effort between:

WPH for 'Secret camera catches exactly what the pilot thought of his liney’

and

SASless with 'Now we know why the ground crew call the pilots what they do!'

In Second Place:

Lafyar Cokov with 'The gay Harrier pilot, on hearing there were loads of knobs in the cockpit, just held out his hand and hoped...........'

In Glorious First Place, for being so disgusting:

clicker with 'The OASC test was still a puzzle, how do you flick snot out of a cockpit at FL240?'

So clicker, stand up, take a bow, wash your hands and please post the next installment.
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Old 9th Dec 2006, 21:35
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ZH875,

Thanks for the compliment. Must remember that for my next annual review from my boss.


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Old 9th Dec 2006, 21:45
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Tony Blair parades the latest additions to the RAF's transport fleet, and praises himself for getting value for money.
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Old 9th Dec 2006, 21:52
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Northwest Airlines discovers what happens when you park overnight at John Lennon International.
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Old 9th Dec 2006, 22:16
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"Bad news Boss....there's a guy here wanting his shipping pallets back!"
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Old 9th Dec 2006, 22:25
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Yes it was quite difficult doing a compass swing with no wheels - but the readout of the direction was always easy to see from outside.
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Old 9th Dec 2006, 23:04
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Northwest have definitely gone South lately.

The Wheel and Tyre bay had an interesting approach to LEANing.
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Old 9th Dec 2006, 23:14
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"What makes you so sure they were both NORTHWEST ?"
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Old 9th Dec 2006, 23:41
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The FAA was having to re-consider its regs regarding no-frills carriers.....





Or


Northwest Airlines, an airline barely alive.....
We can rebuild it.....better, stronger, faster......


The Six Billion Dollar Airline......nnnuhnnuhhnnuhh........
 
Old 10th Dec 2006, 06:56
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EasyJet's "EasySim" was rather TOO basic one felt.....................
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